Cuban Looking for Castro Supporters for a Great Deal

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Cuban Looking for Castro Supporters for a Great
Deal!!!!

• Daily Struggle Series

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Hello, Im one of millions living in Cuba. I
have heard that a lot of leftists living in the
U.S. totally support our president Fidel Castro
and completely dislike their democratic American
Way of Life. If you are one of those, I have the
Deal of a Lifetime for you! Do you remember that
book by American writer Mark Twain The prince
and the pauper? Well, the idea is more or less
the same. Let me explain it to you
Youll see youll like it!!!!!!!!!
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• First you book a flight through a third country
  (you wouldnt have to worry about the Treasury
  Department, youll see why) and come to paradise
  island Cuba.

Ill be already waiting for you at The
international Airport!!!
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• When you meet me there Ill first give my
  precious rationing book

You wont have to worry anymore about all the
intricacies of those capitalist
Supermarkets, where you have to walk miles to
get your food!!! No more hard
decisions to make over what brand to buy or
coupons for discounts!!! It wont last till half
the month but who cares when you are taking all
that load off!!!!
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• Then Ill give you the keys to my high rise
  apartment in Beautiful Havana.

No more worries about bills for water because
youll carry it yourself in buckets. No more
bills for electricity because most of the time
you wont have any. No more elevators, so youll
get exercise. Its paradise on earth man!!!!
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• Then, youll get to chose your favorite means of
  transportation. Mine is the Camello. Especially
  in the hot humid summer of Cuba.

No more down payments, monthly payments or credit
in the bank to move around!!! Amazing isnt it?

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• I dont have a TV set but Ill give my vintage
  radio so you can listen to all the lengthy
  speeches of your loved one.

You wont even have to move your dial because all
the stations are transmitting it at the same
time!!!

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• In Cuba you won't even have to work. Its easier
  to beg for money on the streets or sell your
  rationed toothpaste and coffee (with the small
  downside that you will never brush again). Youll
  make more money than Doctors, Engineers, Bus
  drivers, Office workers and laborers that make
  about 20 dollars a month anyway.

You can also make a very fine living by digging
in Dumpsters!!!

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• Education and Healthcare are FREE!!!! WOW!!! As a
  Cuban, youll receive special treatment in these
  wonderful facilities.

You wont have to worry about payments because
the government takes the money directly from your
work without ever bothering you!!!
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• As Cubans, your children will receive free high
  quality education and will be taught by teachers
  about their same age and experience so the
  connection teacher-students is even better!!!

They will be taken away from you to work in the
fields 5 days a week and will be indoctrinated
but who cares when education is free???
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• In paradise Cuba you wont even have to think or
  speak!!! The government does all the thinking and
  speaking for you and makes all those hard
  decisions so you dont have to worry anymore. You
  wont have to read the news either. They are all
  the same and say in short that in Cuba everything
  is Ok and the rest of the world is falling apart.
  No more hassles!!!

No need for second opinions, because all the
newspapers agree!!! No more hard to choose
candidates in the elections either. The results
will always be the same!!! You just have to go to
the polls and pretend you are voting, they will
make all those hard decisions for you!!!
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• Ill even give a small Banderita (Cuban Flag)
  so you can wave it at Castro when the government
  forces you to go to the marches they organize. If
  you feel tired and decide not to go, its ok.
  Youll only lose your job and wont be able to
  support your family, but no worries, you can
  always resort to the previous jobs I told you.

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• In Cuba you wont have to worry about safety.
  Youll be well guarded all the time. Especially
  if you are black, gay or think too much.

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No need to worry either about those that are
against this wonderful paradise. Most of them
have been already killed, are imprisoned or in
Exile.
A lot of American Citizens have been killed too
but that is only a small price to pay for living
in paradise!!! Dont you think?
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No more flashy globalized lifestyle for you as a
Cuban. Youll be able to laugh at those tourist
foreigners that dont know what real life is.
Jajajaja ?
Tourists in Cuba
Real, down to earth Cubans
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• After all these marvels youll never want to
  leave this Wonderful Country . You will never
  take a ride on a cab like this one risking the
  life of your family. Besides, you wont be
  allowed to travel anywhere anymore, even within
  Cuba. You wont either understand why those
  extremist Cuban Americans in Exile didnt want
  little Elian Gonzalez to enjoy all these wonders
  even though they always knew that his father had
  total right over him.

Im offering you the chance of becoming one of
us. A real Cuban!!! To show how bona fide I am I
will take all that burden you are carrying over
your shoulders and will take your plane back to
the U.S.
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• In exchange for all this sacrifice I will only
  ask from you
  
• Your Freedom
• Your Hopes
• A Future
• I wont be needing your house, your American car,
  your bank accounts or your credit cards and
  neither will you (so you can donate them to
  charity or church). Ill work hard and make my
  own assets.

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• Today is the day to show the world that you
  really support totalitarian Castrism. What do you
  say?
  
• DO WE HAVE A
  DEAL?

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