Sonic Battle Part 1

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Were on our way to town doodah, doodah
Credit for screenshots go to Team Artail.

• The Martial arts tournament, also known as the
  death of Emerl. (part 2 is Finale, Part 1 is
  Face-off.)

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• In episodes 45 to 46 the martial arts tournament
  is made to lure Eggman out of hiding, and to have
  stupid fun, the Japanese title for 45 is called
  Sonic Battle-Face Off!! and 46 is called Sonic
  Battle-Finale!! English title for 45 is Prize
  Fight 46 is Wild Win whats so wild about a
  win?

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• Personally I like Face Off better because of some
  crappy battles.
• In the introduction the president makes the
  Tournament in hopes Eggman joins (because Eggman
  loves Chaos Emeralds, who doesnt?) Sonic,
  Knuckles and the greedy Rouge sign up because the
  prize is a Chaos Emerald, Chriss retarded dad
  finds out about the Tournament and signs up, and
  being the idiot he is, signs up Chris, Amy,
  Tails, Mr Tanaka, Chuck, Ella and Emerl but
  Eggman doesn't join, he sends the only decent
  Sonic X-exclusive character around, Bokkon, to
  find his craptastic henchmen, Bocoe and Decoe who
  double-crossed poor Eggman about getting supplies
  so they can enter but Bokkon joins as well. Also
  that damn rabbit Cream and her mum got front row
  tickets.

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BOOOO!!!!
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• The President is in the first match against the
  Black Knight (He can kick some ass!), The
  President uses his crappy Power Punches to try
  and defeat the Black Knight because the Black
  Knight does his Annoying Laugh to spur The
  President on but obviously nothing happens
  because of his ARMOUR! (Duh, Mr President, why
  dont you use your power to send missiles at him,
  he is SURE to survive that!), when the Black
  Knight is going to finish him, his smart aid
  throws in the towel, making the winner the Black
  Knight (Hooray).

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• Next is Chris Vs Danny, if you are asking, who is
  Danny? Well I will not tell you the right stuff,
  Danny is a obviously African-American 11 year old
  who is Chris's school mate and plays a moderate
  part in the 1st season, but does not appear often
  in the 2nd season, now back to this craptastic
  battle, Chris does amazingly bad acting and says
  I don't want to get hurt actual quote in
  Prize Fight, Danny astonishly falls for it and
  zips far away from Chris, Chris sees his chance
  and hits Danny with the Spear (SPEAR SPEAR
  SPEARRRR!!!!! As JR calls it. (WWE)) catching
  Danny off guard and doing something horrible.
• Chris is the winner!
• A blooper When Chris Spears Danny, the two were
  near the edge, how the bloody hell did they land
  on the centre?

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• Chuck the fool, who is Chriss Grandpa, is
  injured in a warm up (Dude, the guy is about 60,
  he shouldnt fight.) so the evil Lucky, his
  opponent, wins the match (Cheat!), Bocoe and
  Decoe duke it out in a bout of Judo (They did
  rather well.for bad anime-only characters) but
  the police butted into the battle (Damn cops!)
  and the fight was declared a draw, then Big the
  Cat you love to hate and Ella the stereotype
  fought, Ella was going to win the battle but
  Froggy, Bigs mate, interfered and caused Ella to
  faint, Big was disqualified.

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Frog POWER!!
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• Next is Tails Vs Hawk, Hawk had only appeared in
  two episodes, 17 and this one (Thank God! He was
  a one-dimensional fraud), Hawk uses his Chinese
  Punches to catch Tails off guard but he stays
  defensive and blocks every blow (Shouldnt Tails
  tails be broken after taking that much damage?),
  Hawk knows that Tails will proceed to block every
  blow so he does Won-Ton Stomp but then Tails
  yet again goes in defensive mode. But Hawk
  idiotically grabs the tails, Tails sees his
  chance and does the Tail Twister! (not seen but I
  am glad I couldnt show it)
• Tails goes on to the second round! (BOOOOOO!!!!)
  

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Cobis bag of insults from Sonic X
You and Tails

• If you like Tails you are a nerd with nothing but
  Tails in your mind. You love Tails so much you
  want to kiss him all day. You also read
  pornography.

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• Next is Amy Vs Bokkon, Amy, being a racist (Come
  on just because hes got black skin he shouldnt
  be mistreated!), says Why did they let you
  enter? Bokkon says Whats wrong with me? and
  starts crying (Couldnt blame him, all Sonic
  characters are racist), Amy tells racist lies
  about Bokkon being a bit nervous but Bokkon
  says how much of a liar she is, Amy attacks
  Bokkon and Amy wins with the spectators on her
  side. (Racist cheat!)

This cruelty is only for black robots.
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• The Black Knight fights Knuks (short for
  Knuckles) but the idiot uses Annoying Laugh to
  spur Knuks on, but gives up after he remembers
  Knuks super power, and runs off.
• Knuks wins!

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• Then Chris fought his own father, Nelson, Chris
  was wished good luck by Danny, who really did not
  forgive him for what he did in their match,
  Chris, with Dannys wish of good luck, beat his
  own father with a figure four leg lock. (Chris
  cant do the Figure 4-Leg Lock, only Ric Flair
  can do the Figure 4-Leg Lock! Ric Flair does it
  right! I bet all my life savings on Ric Flair to
  win a wrestling unless Vince and the evil script
  writers screw Flair)

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Stupid back stage material.

• Next is Sam Speed Vs Mr Stewart, Sam tackles Mr
  Stewart before the bell rang which would be
  perfectly okay if that stupid slut Scarlet Garcia
  rang the bell in the first place, so that damn Mr
  Stewart wins, but Sam laughed as he drove off!

Oho_o
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Tanaka oh no, she will kick my ass! Gotta think
a Cheat

• Now its Mr Tanaka vs. Topaz, Topaz gets ready to
  kick Tanakas butt but Tanaka does a Cheat
  (thats it! Im calling him the Cheater, the big
  Cheat!) giving Topaz jewellery, making her submit
  to the evil grasp that is greed.
• The Big Cheat aka Tanaka wins

What the Hell is going on!?
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• Emerl fights Ella but Cream asks Emerl to fight
  like a pacifist (aka like a sissy) with Ella
  causing Emerl to be disabled (Emerl can only do
  one thing, kick ass!), Cream asks Whats wrong
  with Emerl? Ella says He doesn't know how to
  fight very well. where Ella really knows its
  because Emerl cant fight like a sissy so Ella
  gives up so Emerl can go on saying she has dinner
  to make.
• Emerl wins!

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• Now is the second-last match (Hoorah!), Rouge Vs
  Tails (Boo!), Tails knows that he cant do a tail
  twister (Rouge is actually smart), Rouge flies at
  but Tails dodges it and starts flying at her,
  fighting a crappy battle, but he makes a mistake
  trying to choke her, Greedy Rouge started to
  cheat, kissing Tails and throwing him out of the
  ring.
• Rouge wins!

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• Now its the final match of round 2, Sonic Vs
  Amy, Basically Amy won't fight (Wimp!) so Eggman
  trys to blast her, but when Eggmans laser tries
  to eradicate Amy, Sonic (being the goody goody
  bastard he is) forfeits the Battle to chase
  Eggman.
• Amy wins!
• Final 8 areKnuks!, Chris!, Rouge!, Amy!,
  Tanaka!, Mr Stewart!, Lucky! AndEmerl!
• Part 2 coming perhaps never (If I am bothered to
  do it you will have more of Cobis Insults.)