Duct Tape

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Duct Tape

• By Mark Burrows

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It was forged from some rubber ad-he-sive,with
fabric back-ing so it would be tough.And it
granted who-ev-er po-sess-ed itthe pow-er to
fix lots of house-hold stuff
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It has mag-ic more po-tent than Mer-linsIts
strong-er than the thunderbolt of ZeusTheres
no foe in the world it cant con-quer.So keep it
near. It always comes in use
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Duct tape,Duct tape,Ah-ah-ah-ahDuct
tape,Duct tape,Ah-ah-ah-ah
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(Wait)
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Its as stick-y as gum in your bra-ces,And
tough-er than a T-Rex with a tudeThough its
just one and sev-en-eighths inch-es,that nar-row
strip wont let us come un-glued
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If you wield it with cour-age and hon-or,no
stick-y sit-u-a-tion will you fearThen youll
go on to have great ad-ven-turesas one a-dept
ad-he-sives en-gin-eer
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Duct tape,Duct tape,Ah-ah-ah-ahDuct
tape,Duct tape,Ah-ah-ah-ah
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(Wait)
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• It can keep in the fluff
• It can fash-ion a tux
• If you drum in a band

• of an old ea-sy chair.
• Youll look so deb-o-nair
• it can mend bus-ted sticks.

Theres no-thing that duct tape cant fix
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• on your un-cles tou-pay
• it can make a bou-quet.
• in a leak-y can-oe.

• It can hold down the hair
• If youve got a hot date
• It can patch up the hole

Theres no-thing that duct tape cant do
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Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens,ET ad HEH-see-vah,Mah-TE
H-ree-ah POH-tens,ET ad HEH-see-vah
Part 2 only
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• Duct tape, Duct tape
• Ah-ah-ah-ah
• Duct tape, duct tape
• Ah-ah-ah-ah

• Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens,
• ET ad HEH-see-vah,
• Mah-TEH-ree-ah POH-tens,
• ET ad HEH-see-vah

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