The Theory of Relativity

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The Theory of Relativity Albert Einstein
was in preschool when the teacher asked him
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-Its relative, teacher. If the
numbers are horizontals then its 22 and if
they are verticals then its 4.
-Albert, how much is two and two?
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-Ah...You think youre funny, isnt it? Tell me!
How many are the commandments of Gods law?
-The commandments are... Lets see lets see..
Well, it is also relative.
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-How its relative?!
-Its relative! For men, they are 10, but for
women, they are 9, because women cannot desire
the woman of the other, unless they are
lesbians.
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• -You son of a bitch, Albert!
• Oh well, this is also relative Sir!
• because if I am the son of my mom,
• then NO,
• but if I am the son of YOUR MOTHER,
• then YES!

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