by Matt

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Top ten reasons on why you would want to be gold

• by Matt

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Number 10

• You would never die.

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Number 9

• You would see beautiful sights when your being a
  lazy bum on an island.

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Number 8

• Your job in life would be to sit in somebodys
  suitcase or on land.

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Number 7

• You would sleep all day long. SNORE! SNORE! SNORE!

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Number 6

• Your not dumb EVUR!

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Number 5

• You can take cool trips around the world when
  people sell you to other tribes for food or
  water.

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Number 4

• Your worth millions and the money keeps walking
  by! HA! HA! HA!

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Number 3

• You cant be dull ever.

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Number 2

• You look so outstanding that people would want to
  gobble you up but their teeth would fall out and
  their teeth would crumble into pieces.

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Number 1

• People risk their lives to try to find you.