Title: Callipygians Go Searching
1Callipygians Go Searching
2One day, two horse callipygians lost
their better halves.
3They trumpeted to the heavens, hoping for a sign
of their heads, but to no avail.
(I love Monty Python.. OK, random comment
moving on!)
4They searched far and wide for their heads, but
these callipygious ends could find nothing, no
matter how far they searched.
5They stumbled across a MOTHER of a Callipygian
and her baby. The horse-like rears stayed
hidden for a while, but curiosity finally got
the best of these fine specimens of butts.
They questioned the elephants for information of
other callipygious animals. They told of the
Zoo. A most wonderful zoo. A Zoo of the most
BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL CALLIPYGIANS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
6There were many animals at the zoo
gorillas
zebras
cats
geese
dogs
pigs
And even the rare, capillygious (next slide
please)
7Jennifer Lopez!!!
8The headless Horse Capillygians lived happily
ever after never ever worrying about their heads
again!