AIDS TRIP

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AIDS TRIP

• A very special presentation
• By Lloyd F.

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Megs decides to embrace a lonely AIDS patient.
Unfortunately for her, the patient goes crazy
(you know, insanity is a symptom of AIDS) and
bites her and then spits in the wound!
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While the rest of Lloyds Youth Bible Group is
saddened and disgusted at this act of savage..ry,
they decide it is important to finish the
itinerary and move on.
Shock!
Horror!
Jazzy notices JD having sex with a monkey and
starts screaming. JD is startled in the middle
of his climax and his now-HIV infected semen
FLIES EVERYWHERE!!! People dodge the infected
jizz like bullets, but some were not able to move
out of the way fast enough. It is a sad day.
Sperm!
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However, Lloyd decides to give a them a
few motivational words.
Extremely saddened, Jazzy Rimi dont know if
they can go on.
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Our duty as children of God is to continue
touring this AIDS ward realizing how good we
have it.
Rimi Jazzy see the light of God agree to
press on.
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OR DO THEY????
Suddenly Montel Williams (bestselling author and
popular talk show host) walks in! Jazzy and
Lloyd go crazy with lust for his shiny bald head
and earring and sensitive nature. They both look
at each other and realize that Montels hot
loving is more important than god and AIDS.
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Lloyd picks up a nearby water gun from the AIDS
childrens rec room and fills it with Megs HIV
positive blood. She taps on Jazzys shoulder and
points the gun in her face.
Obviously, Jazzy will be having none of that.
She swiftly manages to grab a sword from the HIV
NINJAS ward and dips it into AIDS BLOOD and
brandishes it at Lloyd!
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They both charge at the same time!!!!!!!!!!
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Lloyd gets stabbed with the ninja AIDS sword and
is dying. Jazzy instantly regrets her actions
and realizes theres only a few seconds left to
tell Lloyd her real feelings. She tells Lloyd
that she loves her and then kisses her but that
was a bad idea because she jiust got AIDS too and
now shes dead.
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Everyone is dead. Rimi just goes back to the
church but they kick her out because she's
a muslim.
the end