Confucius Says, Americans Have

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Confucius Says, Americans Have
Much to Learn from Chinese
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As Ordered by
General Ma Lan
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Staring
John
Bruce
As our Fearless Leader
As Love Sick Husband
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Staring
Cliff
Jon
Mehrzad
As Banking Expert
As Persian Shopping Expert
Yea Ha! Table Tennis Player
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Before We Start, Do We Have
Time to Stop at The Bank?
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We Needed to Take Notes in Our Classes
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I Lost My Pen Somewhere
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Lesson 1. Finding Luggage is Not Easy
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Lesson 2. Dinner Call is Very Loud
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Lesson 3. How to Use Chopsticks
Very Hard Lesson!
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Lesson 4. Chinese Food is Very Fresh
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We Will Need All Those
Hands to Eat All This Food
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Lesson 5. You Never Know What You Will Eat Next
I Hope We Dont Have to Eat That!
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Kids Trying to Figure Out How Much Americans Eat
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We Will Look Like Buddha After Eating Wuyis Good
Food
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Lesson 6. Students Love to Talk with Americans
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Lesson 7. They Will Squeeze into a Small Room
to Talk
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Lesson 8. World Class Gymnasts Train the Young
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Lesson 9. You Need to be a Gymnast to Use the
Toilets
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Thank God We Have American Toilets
I Wonder Where the Nearest Bank is?
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Mr. Chong is Very Brave Driver
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Lesson 10. Never Ask Men for Directions
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Yes, Americans are Funny Looking People!
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Lesson 11. Chinese Like Small Shopping Centers
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Lesson 12. But the Best Deals are on the Street
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When Shopping, Ask an Expert
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Lesson 13. Chinese have Very Young Art Experts
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Lesson 14. Artist Make a Model of Mount Rushmore
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Lesson 15. Never Bet on Table Tennis
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Or Regular Tennis
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Lesson 16. China is Very Clean
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I Wish I Could Get My Wife to Clean My Feet!
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Lesson 17. China Sea is Great Place to Relax!
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Cliff, I Found a Bank!
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We Finally Mastered Chopsticks!
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Maybe Not!
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Time to Leave, Because We Miss Our Families
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We Now Have Good Friends
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We Had a Blast
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We Will Miss Wuyi!
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We Will Look For You in 2005!
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Tree and People Need
Help to Grow Big and Strong
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Thank You for Helping Us Grow!