The slideshow is back

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The slideshow is back!
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I cant wait to see the rest!!!
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The following program is sponsored by -
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Robert Hi Professor, whats your favorite HKN
committee?
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Is it studrel?
Yeah!
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Prof. Hu Nonono It has to be Bridge!
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Prof. Sahai Bridge!
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Prof. Harvey Bridge!
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Prof. Malik Yes, I have to agree with Brian on
that one.
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Prof. Hilfinger Its obviously Bridge.
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PSOE. Dan Garcia Oh, you are all my favorites,
of course. Were a happy family. Give me some
love. This is some juicy stuff! I just love it!
You guys are awesome. What a beautiful day! Lets
cancel the class and go sit under trees and enjoy
the weather. Sweet! Ok! Ready? Go! Wow! This has
never happened before! This is awesome! Ok! Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!


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Dan Bridge! No question!
So which one is your favorite favorite?
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Prof. Wilensky See, I get all the girls. Just
like Bridge!
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Prof. Messerschmitt The title of my talk is
Bridge is the Future.
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Bridge stands for -
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Productivity
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Sexiness
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Bravery
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BridgeSomeone you can trust!
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However, if you defy Bridge, FACE YOUR DOOM!
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Joes show
Like this guy
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Yep! Take that, One-bite!
One bite
PWN3D
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This is the candidate land. The future of HKN!
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Noaa In order to become an HKN member, you have
to complete the candidate quiz along with 5
challenges.
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Spring 2005 Candidate Quiz

• No calculator allowed
• No cheat sheet allowed
• No text book or notes allowed
• Getting help from fellow candidates is not allowed

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Which one is Jessica, which one is Stephanie?
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Which of the following is Jonathan Liu? (mark all
choices applicable)
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Whos this big hairy Russian that suddenly jumped
out?
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How many free meals have you had since joining
HKN?
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How many girls have you met since joining HKN?
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How many times have you gotten harassed by
Bridge? (Tiffany?)
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How many times have you been caught sleeping
during GM?
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Reminder Do not fall asleep during the slideshow!
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Phuong Lenard! I challenge you to a pokemon
battle!
Challenges!
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Adarsh So what challenges have you gotten?
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Tony You dont want to know
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Challenge Guess what the officers are.
Diana my guess is Casey is a GAP store
mannequinSahand is a rap artist?
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Casey Your challenge is to win this duel!
Scott Lets do it!
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Casey The challenge is to win the
Rock-paper-scissors tournament.
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All Yeah! Bring it on!!!
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Imran Come on! I wont hurt you.
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Anjali Man! Imran is SO scary!!!
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David Whos Michelle Branch here?
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David Michelle Branch is an HKN member???
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Jonathan Thanks
Tiffany A little advice Watch out for Li!
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Stephen So, hows it like to be an officer?
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We hold super cool weekly office hours.
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We sign off bizarre challenges that we gave out.
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We fall asleep during weekly officer meetings.
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We get injured while cooking for the potluck.
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We celebrate each others birthdays
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We feel the love coming from the alums.
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We work in Soda and Cory offices.
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And we live there
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We fight over chairs.
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Or not
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Last but not least, we are also required to do
volunteer work.
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However if you dont do your work, the President
will
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CRUSH you!!!

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Ouch! Please have mercy on me!!!
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Casey Helpppppppp
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Conclusion Go to the election tomorrow in 306
Soda!!!
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Finial Reminder Do not fall asleep during the
slideshow!
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General Meetings
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Prof. Messerschmitt WTF? I havent even started
talking yet and that guys already asleep!
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Hey Li, youre not supposed to be in line yet.
Shhh!
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Phuong (alarmed) Whats that your holding behind
you, Reisha?
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Dan gasp Shuttles! You guys are the greatest!
sob
Robert Dude, its just a game.
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David Lets get to the food already! Look what
youre making me do.
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Charlie Eww, why are you licking your
fingers? John slurp Wha? No, no Im notslurp
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David Want some more of the liquor I smuggled
under my armpit?
alcohol
Eric Whachokepukegasp
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Imran Im telling you, applying SunkistTM on my
hair made it shinier and smoother in just two
days.
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Food
Challenges?
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Paul Hilfinger was here and pwn3d j00.
Vandalism seems to be ok for profs.
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Back in the day, I used to strangle students with
rubber bands
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Then I found that insanely difficult projects
were more effectiveand actually legal.
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HKNers make an interesting crowd.
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Naren Secret identity of Miss Caution reveals
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Imran Sadistic madman with bloodlust.
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Tracy eats almost anything like Kirby
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Tanya Russian girl skilled at pretending to be
cute.
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Stephen uncanny ability to simulate aging.
After
Before
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Dali Isaac
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Lets meet the new Initiates!
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Why did you join HKN?
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Stephen Wu
Dude, I donno.
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Eric Cheung David Liu
Food! Yep! Food!
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Sarah Beth Eisinger
Nothing makes me happier than HKN!
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Christopher Pennello
(_at_
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Bowen Li
Chris meant to say that Li, Hobart and Noaa are
absolutely awesome! I agree completely!
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Kenneth Duong
Definitely not for the girls
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Diana Fang
Definitely not for the guys either
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Rhesa Nathaneal
I get to ride a piggy. Woohoo!
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Deepa Mahajan
The al was surely greeeeeeeeat!!
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Ryusuke Fujita
I cant wait to see Dan Garcia!!!
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What are some of your wishes?
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Adarsh Uppula
I wish to convert these Monopoly money into real
cash.
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Tony Wu
I wish to fill trenches forever.
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Eudean Sun
I wanted to play Michelle Branchs song with
Isaac singing along.
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Jeff Chou Kevin Chao
We wanted to dance with Hobart sometimes.
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Anjali Koppal
I wish that the fogies are less violent.
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Udam Saini
I wish that we have potluck everyday.
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Scott Beamer
I wish that I could be a bit scarier.
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John Torous
I wish that I could be a bit scarier too,
especially with a second head.
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Aaron Staley
I puff want puff to puffff
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Peter Yu
I wish thered be more girls in EECS.
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Aditya Bubna
I just cant get enough of ice cream!!!
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Those not pictured
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Andrew Dahl, Charlie Lin, Harsha Tummala, John
Breneman, Khanh Vu, Chandra Penke, Phuong T.
Huynh
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Sorry guys Instead Ill show the oldest
candidate pictures I can find.
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Jason Hu Alice Gutman
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Spring 2005 Initiates
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Wonsop WOW!
Censored
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Wonsop Lets play shot glass chess with these.
Censored
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Spring 2005 Banquet Slideshow Producers
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HKN Mu Chapter Bridge Committee Spring 2005
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National Geographic's Most Adventurous
Photographer
Hobart Sze
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The Coolest Israeli who doesn't Carry an M16
Noaa Avital
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The Most Annoying Bridge Officer
Li Li
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Spring 2005 Bridge Candidates
Bowen Li
Chris Pennello
Sara Beth Eisinger
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Special Thanks to Tina Dong, Amy Wu, Isaac
Seetho, Naren Raghavan, Sameer Iyengar,
Tingting Huang, Imran Haque, Alan Wei, Aaron
Jow, and
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All HKN members, old and new!
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Bridge is always watching
You can run, but you cant hide!
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Take that! SUPER-ULTRA-HYPER BRIDGE BEAM!!!!!!!!!
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The End
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Before we leave, I propose that Bridge officers
should get lifetime bodyguards, since our life is
obviously on the line after the slideshow