20 Inspirational, Learning & Funny Retirement Quotes

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20 inspirational, Funny Learning Retirement
Quotes

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Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years
away!
Workplace graffiti
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Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and
prosperous don't be a burden on
others. Ernie Zelinski
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get
a day off. Abe Lemons
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Retire from Work, but not Life.
M.K. Soni
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The concept of freedom is never truly realized
until one settles into retirement
mode. A. Major
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Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas.
The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so
fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements
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Retirement is the beginning of life, not the
end. how to retire happy, wild
and free
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Retirement itself is the best gift. No gold
watch could ever top it.
Abigail Charleson
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Don't simply retire from something have
something to retire to. Harry
Emerson Fosdick
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I'm retired goodbye tension, hello
pension! Unknown
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I've been attending lots of seminars in my
retirement. They're called naps.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
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The question isn't at what age I want to retire,
it's at what income. George Foreman
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To enjoy a long, comfortable retirement, save
more today. Suze Orman
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I found out retirement means playing golf, or I
don't know what the hell it means. But to me,
retirement means doing what you have fun
doing. Dick Van Dyke
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Age is only a number, a cipher for the records.
A man can't retire his experience. He must use
it. Bernard Baruch
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First you forget names then you forget faces
then you forget to zip up your fly and then you
forget to unzip your fly. Branch Rickey
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Retirement kills more people than hard work ever
did. Malcolm Forbes
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Retirement That's when you return from work one
day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home
forever." Gene Perret
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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time
job. Ella Harris
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Life begins at retirement.
Unknown
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