How You Know The MSHA Inspection Is Going Down the Tubes

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How You Know The MSHA Inspection Is Going Down
the Tubes
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The MSHA inspector sets up a travel trailer in
your parking lot
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The MSHA inspector mutters, "This is
unbelievable," each time he enters a different
area
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The MSHA inspector brings a film crew to document
conditions a reporter from "60 Minutes" tags
along
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The MSHA inspector wears a moon suit SCBA,
while your employees work in shorts tennis shoes
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The Congressman you called for help won't return
your call, but returns your campaign contribution
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The MSHA Inspector begins the closing conference
with the following "You have the right to remain
silent..."
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The MSHA inspector asks you a specific question
about a report in your files, but you haven't
turned over any files
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The MSHA Inspector knows each of your employees
by their first name
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The MSHA inspector is a former employee that you
fired, or a person you refused to hire
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The current Deputy Secretary of Labor conducts
the closing conference accompanied by a Federal
Marshal