Diary of an Ant

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Diary of an Ant
By Bailey Lichtsinn?
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May 26, 1998

• Dear Diary,
• Oh my gosh!!! Im in an egg, why am I in an
  egg??
• Oh Im getting born thats whats wrong! Today I
  was starting a new fresh (WEIRD) life.
• Love your scared,
• (THEY NEED TO NAME ME!)

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June 1, 1998

• Dear Diary,
• today was the weirdest day of my life! I
  was walking down a trail and a worm was saying
  Hi, Hows it going, and Whats up to all of the
  ants, maybe like 600 or more of us. I was lifting
  a block of cheese while he was saying Hi and
  Hows it going.
• So Very Happy,
• Frankie
• P.S Yippy I got a name It has a catch.
• Fff rrr aaa nnn kkk iii eee

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July 1, 1998

• Dear Diary,
• Today I found food and it was tacos and
  nachos. I left a scent on the trail because Mommy
  Pearl July 1, 1998 Dear Diary,
  Today I found food and it was a taco and
  a nacho. I had to leave a scent on the trail be
  cause Mommy Pearl said that I have to leave a
  scent there to tell other ants that I have token
  the spot and I had to go show
  the other family mates. I love Mommy Pearls
  rules. Even Worm says that He does it all the
  time. But he is weird because he talks to
  Stranger Dangers.
  
  
  Scared of stranger dangers,
  
  Frankie
  
• P.S I learned the word from my Daddy Tom, I
  think it is a AWESOME word. Do you think it is?
  You better!

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August 1, 1998

• Dear Diary,
• Today Grandpa said that he broke 2 of
  his legs. Now he has 4 legs. So he did have 6
  legs, all ants have 6 legs unless you brake your
  legs! We dont want that to happen do we now?
  
• Didnt Think So! ??

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September 1, 1998

• Dear diary,
• I just realized that Im an insect. I
  should now on I should know this when I get born
  next time, Or will there every be a next time??
  Hmmm Maybe Or Maybe Not! Hopefully I DONT WANT
  TO DIE ! The drama is over now you guys can come
  back in the ant hill!!
• Loved your scared,
• 
  ?Frankie?

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November 1, 1998

• Dear Diary,
• I just noticed that I havent ever seen
  a mammal in my whole life! Grandma said that WE,
  the ants and me, are the only animals that never
  ever seen a mammal! Grandma talks elderly so she
  was shaking like a ScArEd OlD lAdY aAaAaA!!!!

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October 1, 1998

• Dear diary,
• Mommy Pearl and Daddy Tom mentioned
  that it is almost Halloween I wonder what that
  is. I made an ant hill today with my pal
  (brother) Seth. I made it out of earth, sand,
  pine needles (ouch!), and clay. The needles made
  me feel like a dead rat.

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December 1, 1998

• Dear Diary,
• GUESS WHAT!????!!! I communicate with
  pheromones! Guess what the is !!! Me either. I
  dont know either but my Mommy Pearl said that
  when I get older I will be just like Daddy Tom.
• I cant Wait!!!!

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January 27, 1998

• Dear diary,
• but though all of my experience I was a
  smart creature out of like 100,000,000 or like
  100,000,000,000,999.
• Ps Im going to miss my life!
• squish squish squish!

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