The Lifestyle of Centaurs

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The Lifestyle of Centaurs

• A Lexicon of the contributions of a society of
  party animals

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The Party is the key institution
Not focused on food but teaching the social
graces of centaurs!
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A More Typical Party Scene
Note the presence of humans receiving
instruction.
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More specific instruction
A music lesson given by a centaur master
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Research on party foods
Tiny circles made of oats were found in these
vessels.
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A Centaur Invention ?
Cheerios A Toasted Whole Grain Cereal
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Stages of a party

• Gathering sometimes called round-up
• Becoming part of the herd
• Putting on the feedbag
• Sowing wild oats
• Getting the brush off
• Looking for greener pastures

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Party Personnel

• Host and hostess
• Geldings
• Brood mares
• Stallions
• Fillies
• Found at all parties?

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A stallion and a young mare
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Some final words

• She that rises late must trot all day and shall
  scarce overtake her business at night.--Benjamin
  Franklin.