Meet the Muppets

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Meet the Muppets!

• Kermit, Piggy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Animal, Rowlf, and
  Scooter!

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Kermit

• Kermit is a Frog
• Job De facto leader of the Muppets and host of
  "The Muppet Show"
• Special Talents Singing, Dancing, Playing the
  Banjo, Hopping, and Catching Flies with his
  Tongue

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Piggy

• Obviously, a pig.
• Special Talents Martial Arts, Being glamorous,
  Shopping, Running up Cellular phone bills to
  unheard of heights (just to mention a few)
• Likes Kermit, Gourmet desserts, Designer
  Fashions, Expensive Jewelry (not necessarily in
  that order)

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Fozzie

• A Bear
• Job Stand-up Bear Comedian
• Special Talents Joke-telling, Hat Shtick,
  Ventriloquism, Hibernation
• Likes His Mom, Honey-flavored Ice Cream

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Gonzo

• Gonzos a Weirdo
• Job Daredevil Performance Artiste
• Special Talents Being fired out of cannons,
  Dangling from his nose, Eating Tires, Motorcycle
  Jumping, Skydiving into a vat of apple butter
  while playing the Minuet in G on a glockenspiel.

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Rowlf

• Woof, woof, hes a dog.
• Job Piano Player
• Special Talents Sitting, Staying, Fetching,
  Chasing Cars
• Likes Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Poochini and old
  Jimmy Dean records

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Animal

• Hes an Animal!
• Job Drummer, of course.
• Likes beating on things, destroying things, long
  walks on the beach, bashing things, demolishing
  things, pina coladas, and putting holes in walls.

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Scooter

• Well, not an animal. . .
• Job Gofer (He'll "Gofer" anything you need)
• Likes Just about Everything
• Dislikes Just about Nothing
• Loves his skateboard.

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The End!