COOLTOWN U'S'A'

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COOLTOWN U.S.A.

• Population My Friends
• Location - On the Beach
• Climate Very San Diegioish

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SCHOOLS
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HOUSING

• Big
• Pretty
• Everyone would live on the beach

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GOLF

• Public
• Free
• Immaculate
• Available Tee Times
• Ocean Front

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NO AUTOS

• Less Pollution
• No Griping about Gas Prices
• Convenience Stores will Remain so We can make
  our own NACHOS

Yummy!
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SPORTS TEAMS

• The Cardinals, Rams, Illini, and the NG Spartans
  will all relocate to Cooltown

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And will all win championships every year!