Youre my Friend

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Youre my Friend
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When you are sad...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
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I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you are blue
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I will take the piss out of you for it every
chance I get.
When you are scared, ...
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I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are worried...
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I will use little words to explain it to your
dumb ass.
When you are confused...
When you are sick
stay away from me until you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
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I'll know you finally got laid.
When you smile...
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I will point and laugh at you.
When you fall ...
Because youre my friend.
You lucky, lucky bastard.
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• Send this poem to ten of your closest friends
• and get depressed because you realise you
• only have 2 friends, and one of them is not
  speaking to you right now anyway.
• P.S. A friend will help you move.
• A really good friend will help
• you move a body.