After sitzen and nachdenken and nachdenken, ein bisschen alcohol trinken, und some mehrnachdenken, haben wir mit this gecommupen

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After sitzen and nachdenken and nachdenken, ein
bisschen alcohol trinken, und some
mehrnachdenken, haben wir mit this gecommupen
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How to break the coconut?!
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1. Separate your trash into more than five
different bins!
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2. Eat a cold Schnitte at 6 pm! (dont say
Schnitte to a girl)
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3. Call your cell phone Handy and a projector
Beamer!
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4. Dont have problems wit nude beaches and
saunas!
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5. 5. Pretend your college diet consisted of
Pasta and Döner!
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6. Pretend you love watching Löwenzahn an
Die Sendung mit der Maus and Baywatch- Ive be
looking for freedom in your childhood!
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7. Say you were educated about Sex by Dr.
Sommer (BRAVO- Zeitung)!
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8. Yell at people for jaywalking Ey, da ist
eine Ampel!
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9.9. Expect chocolate in your shoes on
December 6th. Nikolaus
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10. Dont get enough Nutella sandwiches.
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11. Watch Dinner for One on New Years Eve!
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12. There is no such thing like BBQ- only
Grillen!
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13. Inform yourself about Der Sandmann !
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14. Add sparkling water to every other drink
and call it Schorle!
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15. Say Hier sieht es aus wie bei Hempels
unterm Sofa!!
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16. Nuts and raisins are something that
only students are meant to eat.
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17. Switch the light off if you leave the room!
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18. Dont cross your fingers but Press your
thumbs!
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19. The sentence You can say you to me makes
perfect sense!
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20. You instictively associate the expression
Wahnsinn with a song by Wolfgang Petryand
respond with Hölle, Hölle, Hölle
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Broken!
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Das ist erlich the end, eh?