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On Campaigning in Pairs

• Or Who Are Hogan Noble, and Why Should You
  Vote For Them?

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Where This Is Going

• Who We Arent
• Definition by exclusion
• Who We Are
• Layin it on the line
• Platform Issues
• Our Ideas for the SPS of the future!

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We are not

• Batman and Robin
• Tom is not as good-looking as George Clooney
• Ians acting is not as terrible as Chris
  ODonnells

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We are not

• Mulder and Scully
• The Truth is Out There
• but its got nothing to do with aliens and
  everything to do with Pizza.

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We are not

• Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr
• Were great at working together, which helps
  avoid
• Awkward situations

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We are not

• Matt Damon and Ben Affleck
• Even though we do work together a lot
• And hang out sometimes
• Wait a minute

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We ARE

• C-3PO and R2-D2
• We know, theyre never major players in any of
  the politics of Star Wars
• But you cant deny the fact that theyre in every
  single movie.

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How Do You Figure?

• Like R2-D2 and C-3PO, were reliable.
• Always there when you need us to serve in some
  auxiliary capacity.
• Hogan Noble also persevere in the face of
  adversity
• No bad motivators here!
• And finally, like any good set of droids, we are
  fluent in over 6 million forms of communications
• so maybe thats a lie

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Platform Issues(for real now)

• Keeping Useful Records
• Our ideas include cataloging no. of pizzas
  consumed, as well as type, broken up by
  individual with an entire statistical analysis
  after each and every meeting
• Faster, more offensive, T-shirts
• Why spend weeks waiting to upset the Chem Majors?
  We want to accelerate the t-shirt process and
  start offending them well within the first
  semester
• Guerilla Warfare on AXE
• It is a battle that needs fighting.
• Drafting and implementing tactical espionage
  actions against our rivals within the department
  while maintaining secrecy will be tantamount.
• Securing Physics from further offenses by
  Chemistry people.

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• VOTE AWESOME.
• VOTE STAR WARS.
• VOTE HOGAN NOBLE FOR SPS SECRETARY(S).