Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples Liberation Suicide Front Liberia

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Weapon Handling Tips from the Monrovian Peoples
Liberation Suicide Front - Liberia
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The Rules
Prohibited!! 1. Use of Iron Sights 2. Aiming 3.
Supported Firing Stance
Compulsory 1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style
Stances 2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when
Firing 3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisatio
ns 4. Coloured Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam
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The Following slides are perfect examples of
weapons handling procedures, courtesy of the
MPLSF.
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The Glock Foh-Tay running stance to guarantee
maximum effect, ensure you where pants six times
too big, and sport your favourite Hawaiian shirt.
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Same stance, but with a wonderfullyflamboyant
flair.
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Yo-Yo-Yo Fo Shizzle -- the choo choo combined
with a side shoot simply magical.
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Dont forget bring a mate day crew-served
weapons are ideal in this situation.
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An excellent example of firing from the hip
whilst displaying ones best game face.
Old matey hates ants
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Anti-Aircraft Firing Position accuracy is not
guaranteed.
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Lying supported whilst utilizing theSlinky Toy
Option.
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The Soul Train combat assault method.
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Gardening gloves and a life jacket looks funky
and is guaranteed to keep you afloat. The game
face makes up for a complete lack of style.
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The difficult to execute, but very stylish Phat
Bammer Swagger Shooting Stance
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The latest in RPG firing positions. The Phat and
Funky Batman Begins look. Will NOT work without
the cape.
While fighting, dont lose your third-world
communication device.
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One must never neglect ones dusting because one
is in combat.
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The contemptuous-for-accuracy-one-handed-full-bur
st-on-auto firing method a must for instilling
fear in the enemy.
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One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy
and inspire onlookers is the Non-Aiming-Duck
Walk-Support-Weapon firing method. Note the
subtle method of allowing a long string of
linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon,
which allows your enemy to see that the least of
your worries is a shortage of rounds.
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