Beer VS Pussy!! THE PLAYOFF

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BeerVSPussy!!THE PLAYOFF
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Beer is always wet.Pussy needs a little
work.BEER 1PUSSY 0
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Warm beertastes awful.One point to
Pussy.BEER 1PUSSY 1
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A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to
Beer.BEER 2PUSSY 1
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If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you
find a hair between your teeth, you may
vomit.One point to Pussy. BEER 2PUSSY 2
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Ten beers in one night and you can't drive
home.Ten Pussies in one night and you don't
want to drive anywhere.One point to Pussy.
BEER 2PUSSY 3
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If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your
reputation may suffer.If you eat any Pussy in
public,you become a legend.One point to
Pussy.BEER 2PUSSY 4
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If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may
get arrested.If you smell of Pussy he may buy
you a beer.One point to Pussy. BEER 2PUSSY 5
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You normally don't find old beer.One point to
Beer.BEER 3PUSSY 5
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Too much beer and you'll think you see flying
saucers.Too much Pussy and you'll think you've
seen God.One point to Pussy.BEER 3PUSSY 6
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In most countries there's a tax on beer.One
point to Pussy. BEER 3PUSSY 7
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If you have another beer the first one never gets
pissed off.One point to Beer.BEER 4PUSSY 7
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You can always be sure if you're the first one to
open a bottle or can.One point to Beer. BEER
5PUSSY 7
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If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it
eventually it settles down.One point to Beer.
BEER 6PUSSY 7
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You always know how much beer is going to
cost.One point to Beer. BEER 7PUSSY 7
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Beer doesn't have a mother.One point to
Beer.BEER 8PUSSY 7
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Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour
after you've drank it.One point to Beer.BEER
9PUSSY 7
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FINAL SCOREBEER 9PUSSY 7That's it! The matter
is settled, the clear winner isBEER
PS If you are a woman and at this point feel
angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember
that Beer would experience none of those
feelings, let alone express them.An extra point
for BEER