Riddles and Jokes

1
Riddles and Jokes
By Roosevelt Second Graders March 2002
2
Spell Mississippi? Joke by Victoria
3
Which one, the state or the river?
4
What do you see when the smog lifts In Los
Angeles? Joke by Ciara
5
U.C.L.A.
6
Why dont skeletons scuba dive? Joke by Kevin
7
They dont have the guts.
8
If dogs have fleas what do sheep have? Joke by
Max
9
Fleece!
10
What animal does a ghost ride? Joke by Bethany
11
A nightmare!
12
What kind of ghost invites you into its haunted
house? Joke by Nicole
13
A ghost that is a good host.
14
Why did the musician find a dog in his
trumpet? Joke by Evelyn
15
Because he always finds a pet in his trumpet.
16
Why did the football team sign two quarterbacks
named Ed? Joke by Peter
17
They heard that two Eds are better than one.
18
How is a baseball team like a pancake? Joke by
Ned
19
They both need a good batter!
20
What is a leopard? Joke by Antonio
21
A dotted lion!
22
What did the judge say when five skunks walked
into the courtroom? Joke by Emma
23
Odor in the court!
24
What do you get from a nervous cow? Joke by Katie
25
Milkshakes!
26
What do you get when you cross an owl with a
cat? Joke by Coryell
27
An owly cat.
28
What cat can crawl on a leaf? Joke by Max
29
A caterpillar!
30
Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball
team? Joke by Magaly
31
Because she ran away from the ball!
32
What did the duck eat for his snack? Joke by
Hannah
33
A box of Quackers!
34
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? Joke
by Zoe
35
He was promoted!
36
What are unhappy cranberries called? Joke by
Alissa
37
Blueberries
38
How does a ghost eat? Joke by Michael
39
By goblin!
40
Knock-knock whos there? Dinosaur. dinosaur
who? Joke by Alberto
41
Dinosaur at you- you burnt the toast!
42
What has four wheels and flies? Joke by Tiffany
43
A garbage truck!
44
What do you get if you cross a cocker-spaniel, a
poodle and a rooster? Joke by Dylan
45
A Cock-a-poodle- doo!
46
What do you say in the evening to a soldier in
shining armor? Joke by Stephen
47
Night-night, Knight
48
What do you call a roomful of ghosts? Joke by
Brandon
49
A bunch of boo-boos
50
What cat doesnt say meow? Joke by Brandon
51
A catfish!
52
What is a cowboys camera called? Joke by Daniel
53
A pix-shooter.
54
The Hippopot The Hippopotamus does not come out
of water holes a lot. He finds a bottom squishy
spot for his aquatic Hippo squat. Joke by
Samantha
55
There were 99 penguins on a boat. The boat turned
over. How many were left? Joke by Francessca
56
There were 66 left.
57
The End!