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Title: Allyson


1
Our Class Joke Book As Told and Illustrated
by Mrs. Nelsons Second Graders
2
Allyson
  • How do you make a kleenex dance?

3
Allyson
  • Put a little boogie in it!

4
Alyssa
  • Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant?

5
Alyssa
  • To order spare ribs!

6
Amanda
  • My girlfriends name should be onion.
    Why?

7
  • Sometimes she makes me want to cry.

8
Andrew
  • What do garbage men eat?

9
Andrew
  • Junk food.

10
Anthony
  • Where does a turtle go in the rain?

11
Anthony
  • In a shell-ter.

12
Antonino
  • What did the tree say to the math teacher?

13
Antonino
  • Gee, Im a tree!
  • (geometry)

14
Brandon
  • What does Godzilla drive?

15
  • A monster truck.

16
Filip
  • When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

17
Filip
  • In the dictionary!

18
Giulia
  • Where does a turtle go
  • when its, raining ?

19
Giulia
  • A shell-ter!!

20
Jacob
  • How do bees get to school?

21
Jacob
  • On the school buzz!

22
Jeffrey
  • Why did the duck cross the road?

23
Jeffrey
  • Because the chicken was on vacation.

24
Jenna
  • What is smarter, a baby or a teacher?

25
  • A baby, its a little smarter!

26
Jonathan dang
  • What do you call oh oh oh?

27
Jonathan
  • Santa walking back words!

28
Kevin
What do you call elephant that flies?
29
Kevin
A jumbo jet
30
Lexi
  • What kind of key opens Shreks door?

31
Lexi
  • A donkey!!

32
Marko
  • Where does the Easter bunny get his
    breakfast?

33
Marko
  • IHOP!

34
Matt
  • Why did the skeleton go to the scary movie?

35
Matt
He did not have any guts!
36
Megan
  • What kind of soup never gets hot?

37
Megan
  • Chilli soup!

38
Paolo
  • Why did the elephant
  • eat the candle?

39
Paolo
  • For light refreshment!

40
Rachel
  • Where do ants go for their holidays?

41
Rachel
  • Frants!

42
RAMSEY
  • What do cops use to arrest pigs!

43
RAMSEY
  • Ham cuffs!!!!!!!!!!!

44
Roseanna
  • Why did the skeleton cross the road?

45
Roseanna
  • To get to the body shop!

46
Sierra
  • Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

47
Sierra
  • Just in case he gets a hole in one.

48
Taylor
  • What does a cow read every morning?

49
Taylor
  • The mo mo mo mews paper.

50
Vanessa
  • Knock knock
  • Whos there?
  • Wanda.
  • Wanda who?

51
Vanessa
  • Wanda know where I put my car keys.

52
Vince
  • Why did the man throw a clock out the window?

53
Vince
  • To see time fly
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