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Title: Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?


1
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a
mouse?
2
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to
have an "s" in it?
3
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that
why some people appear bright until you hear them
speak?
4
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
5
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's
supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold
is it going to be?
6
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when
you know the battery is dead?
7
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians
throw hamburgers?
8
Why are they called buildings, when they're
already finished? Shouldn't they be called
builts?
9
Why are they called apartments, when they're all
stuck together?
10
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
11
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds
fee" on money they already know you don't have?
12
Why is the alphabet in that order?
13
If the universe is everything, and scientists say
that the universe is expanding, what is it
expanding into?
14
If you got into a taxi and the driver started
driving backward, would the taxi driver end up
owing you money?
15
What would a chair look like if your knees bent
the other way?
16
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is
around to see it, do the other trees make fun of
it?
17
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
18
When two airplanes almost collide why do they
call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit
to me!!
19
Do fish get cramps after eating?
20
Why are there 5 syllables in the word
"monosyllabic"?
21
Why do they call it the Department of Interior
when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
22
Why do scientists call it research when looking
for something new?
23
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do
humanitarians eat?
24
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it
go?
25
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but
when a jar is open, it's not a door?
26
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and
he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint
and he has to touch it.
27
How come Superman could stop bullets with his
chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun
at him?
28
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is
the opposite ofprogress?
29
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients
but dishwashingliquid contains real lemons?
30
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges
didn't grow in it?
31
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to
get rid of?
32
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
33
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when
we use them?
34
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put
garments in a suitcase?
35
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
bottle?
36
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
37
What do little birdies see when they get knocked
unconscious?
38
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
39
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we
still have monkeys and apes?
40
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a
travel agent?
41
Is boneless chicken considered to be an
invertebrate?
42
Do married people live longer than single people
or does it just SEEM longer?
43
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
"Where's the self-help section?" She said if she
told me, it would defeat the purpose.
44
If all those psychics know the winning lottery
numbers, why are they all still working?
45
Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
46
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower
part shut?
47
War doesn't determine who's right, just who's
left.
48
Before they invented drawing boards, what did
they go back to?
49
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
50
If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why isn't
it 1?
51
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you
done?
52
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because
of that song?
53
Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the
naughty girls live?
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