How to Skin a Cat

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How to Skin a Cat

• a process

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STEP 1 FIND YOUR CAT

• Yours?

• Next Door Neighbors?

• Local Stray?

• Classifieds?

• The Humane Society?

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STEP 2 HAIR REMOVAL?

• Razor?

• Waxing?

• Nair?

• Epilady?

• Fire?

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STEP 3 SKINNING
CUTTING

• Start at the neck

• Cut straight down the belly

• Around the genitals

• Around the rectum

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STEP 3 SKINNING

• Do NOT puncture the intestines!

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STEP 3 SKINNING

• Peel skin off up to the ears and jaw

• Cut deep into the neck

• Twist off head at the neck

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STEP 4 SUCCESS!