Transhuman Pace

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• Transhuman Pace

A survival guide to the rapid change of the 21st
century
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2026
I watched the first human set foot on Mars

• Another great leap for mankind?

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2033
I watched them grow my new liver in a lab

• I celebrated with some Fava beans and a nice
  Chianti

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2041
I watched the Mars terra-formers run and hide

• A handful of scientists changed Mars forever

A suitable encore after curing the common cold
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2050
I see they launched the first error free
genetic alpha upgrade

• Human service pack 1

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2052
I got a slinky brain implant

• I no longer ignore the voices in my head

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2061
I tried the new vat grown meat

• And it didnt taste like chicken

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2066
I saw the first Sapient Artificial Intelligence

• Hey, we made a new species in our own mental image

There goes the neighbourhood
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2072
I saw my first vat grown Bioroid and she was hot

• Hey, we made a new species in our own physical
  image

And we are the pale imitations
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2076
I saw the first human (?) after he had his
brain uploaded

• Average life expectancy now infinite

Heat death of the universe, here we come!
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2084
I watched the TSA bomb China from orbit

• I cant say I was so sure

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2088
I saw them make an old man young again

• Now at least the flesh is willing

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2094
I see they tried to nuke the Mars orbital
elevator

• The more things change

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2100
Change is still accelerating
But we arent Posthuman
Yet
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Transhuman Pace
How will it change you?