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Title: some famous and some marginally famous, even some marginal quotations related to managing a project


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some famous (and some marginally famous, even
some marginal) quotations related to managing a
project using a web site
gdl, esp, 2000, MIS, NV
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Oh, the tangled webs we weave
When we practice to receive Everything we need to
know Oer the Internets big show. - Sir Walter
Scott ("Marmion), et al.
The Good Everyone gets excited.
The Bad Everyone gets too excited and
expectations soar unrealistically.
The Ugly People really dont manage and
document their tasks well even on paper, so the
change to web-based project management is bigger
than everyone expected.
3
O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see
oursels as ithers see us! --Robert Burns
The Good Everyone can see where everyone else
is on their task list.
The Bad Everyone can see where everyone else is
on their task list.
The Ugly Everyone can see where everyone else
is on their task list.
4
The best-laid schemes o' mice an' browsers
Gang aft agley. --Robert Burns
The Good The browser is free and solves all the
incompatibilities between Macs and PCs.
The Bad Browsers actually are different.
The Ugly Screen resolution can turn your
beautifully designed screens into scrolling
contests.
5
The farmer n the Dell, the farmer n the Dell,
Hi Ho Scenario, the farmers got no clue howda
git dem pitchers on the Dell. --Willie Nelson,
Farm Aid, 1999
The Good Anyone can see whats on the web site
as long as they have an Internet-ready computer.
The Bad Did I mention they also need to know how
to use that computer.
The Ugly Did I fail to mention that if they
dont know how to do something they conclude its
a bug in the programming?
6
We the people of the United States, in order to
form a more perfect union, provide for direct
connections between our favorite software and the
desired Internet site--tjefferson_at_hemings.org
The Good Microsoft Project is web compatible.
The Bad Not all of Projects features port to
the web.
The Ugly Each user must buy Project to take
advantage of the web features.
7
Wholl help me post these PDFs on the web site?
--the Little Red Hen
The Good Documents can be posted as PDF files
and anyone can view and print them.

The Bad Someone has to convert the documents
and post them.
The Ugly Its you.
8
No, Honey, I said I sent you a surprise by FTP,
not FTD. Havent you download it yet? --ex
The Good Large data files can be exchanged
using FTP.

The Bad You need a fast connection or it can
take hours.
The Ugly The user downloads but doesnt install.
9
"Capital punishment -- Them without the capital
get the punishment." John Spenkelink
(Electrocuted 5/25/79)
The Good You have a budget for the project
management web site.
The Bad Each time you see something on the web
site, you think of something even better to do.
The Ugly Well just ask for money to do that
next year.
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The bad news always gets the headlines.
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The good news deserves equal billing.
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The Good Everyone gets excited.
The Good Everyone can see where everyone else
is on their task list.
The Good The browser is free and solves all the
incompatibilities between Macs and PCs.
The Good Anyone can see whats on the web site
as long as they have an Internet-ready computer.
The Good Microsoft Project is web compatible.
The Good Documents can be posted as PDF files
and anyone can view and print them.
The Good Large data files can be exchanged
using FTP.
The Good You have a budget for the project
management web site.
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The Good Everyone gets excited.
The Good Everyone can see where everyone else
is on their task list.
The Good The browser is free and solves all the
incompatibilities between Macs and PCs.
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The Good Anyone can see whats on the web site
as long as they have an Internet-ready computer.
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The Good Microsoft Project is web compatible.
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The Good Documents can be posted as PDF files
and anyone can view and print them.
The Good Large data files can be exchanged
using FTP.
The Good You have a budget for the project
management web site.
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The good outweighs the bad.
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The ugly, you just have to deal with.
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