Brandon Banh 5th Hour

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Day in the life of a Driplomat

• By registered Flex Offender Brandon Banh

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You wake up and want to go out with some
CELEBRITY friends, but you dont know if you
should wear a shirt or hoodie. Which top will you
choose?
Wear the Gucci shirt
Throw on the Louis Vuitton x Supreme hoodie
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Wear the Gucci shirt!

• Your friends really liked your shirt and caught
  the attention of many females who want your
  number what will you do?

Tell them to join you and your friends and take
them out
Give them your number
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Throw on the Louis Vuitton x supreme hoodie

• It turned out to be super hot and humid outside
  and youre sweating and look like a mess, so
  people start taking pictures of you.

Pose for them
Run away
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Give them your number
You give them your number and then they end up
ghosting you but its okay because youre still
dripping! THE END!
Back to beginning
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Tell them to join you and your friends and take
them out
Yall end up hitting it off and start to date
because who doesnt like a flex offender? THE END!
Back to beginning
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Pose for them
Your pictures went viral and you got more clout
and now people give themselves pit stains for the
look THE END
Back to beginning
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Run away
You trip, fall, and hit your head on the ground.
You become a vegetable THE END
Back to beginning