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The Blue Balls Myth: Fact or Fiction?


The Blue Balls Myth has been around longer than the Holy Grail and Nessie combined. But just how much fact is there to this myth? Read on to find out about the reality of blue balls and how to fix it. – PowerPoint PPT presentation

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Title: The Blue Balls Myth: Fact or Fiction?

The Blue Balls Myth Fact or Fiction?
By John Dugan
  • Around puberty, it begins its stealthy lurk in
    the whispers of boys. Teenage girls giggle about
    it openly, but in secret wonder if its really
    real or just something boys make up to elicit
    pity when hot-and-heavy petting is shut down.
    While the alliterative name makes it sound like a
    made-up condition, its an honest to goodness
    condition that boys and men suffer from its
    the blue balls.
What is the Blue Ball Myth?
  • Okay, the blue balls myth is mostly true, exact
    coloring of privates aside. It happens when a man
    is aroused for a prolonged period without
    release. The technical term for blue balls is
    epididymal hypertension. The epididymis is the
    tube that delivers sperm from the testes to the
    vas deferens which helps it exit the body through
    the urethra which then leads to release. When the
    highly anticipated (and earnestly prayed for)
    release doesnt come, it builds pressure in the
    area which causes an aching pain in the privates.
    Its unlikely that this pressure results in a
    blue coloring, but the pain is often likened to
    the brain one feels when the privates are bruised
    (hence the blue reference).
Are Blue Balls Dangerous?
  • Contrary to the heartfelt confessions from males
    that they will die from this aching, blue balls
    are not a serious condition. However, if a man
    finds that he has excessive aching in the
    privates for a substantial amount of time,
    continues to feel pain after release, or if the
    pain pervades without stimulation, its time to
    see a doctor. This could be an inflammation of
    the epididymis which is generally caused by an
Treating Blue Balls
  • There are many ways to relieve the pressure from
    blue balls. Most times, men just let it subside
    on its own. Most men dont really experience blue
    balls throughout life. Most men experience it
    when they are younger a few times and rarely
    after unless theyve had a dry spell. Here are a
    few ways to DIY and fix the discomfort blue balls
    can cause
  • Take the matter in handliterally. Theres a
    famous song that says, If you cant be with the
    one you love, love the one youre with.
    Self-pleasure is a great way to release pressure
    and ensure the area is treated delicately.
  • Exercise. Pull the blood flow from the male organ
    and let it instead course through the body. Not
    only is it a great way to distract from the
    discomfort, but it also promotes whole body
    wellness and will help create stronger soldiers
    later for solo or partner play.
  • BM to cure the BB. Its definitely not the first
    thought that comes to mind, but a bearing down
    for a bowel movement can relieve the pressure in
    the reproductive organs by dilating other blood
    vessels in the body. Dont forget the Squatty
    Potty to ensure proper pooping form.
  • Take a shower. Some prefer a cold shower to
    freeze urges and pressure out of the area, while
    others prefer a warm shower to relax the blood
    vessels. Whatever the preference, take a nice
    leisurely shower until pressure decreases. While
    in there, thoroughly clean and rinse the male
    member. After drying, follow up with a specially
    formulated male organ health crème (health
    professionals recommend Man 1 Man Oil, which has
    been clinically proven safe and mild for skin).
    Creams such as these which contain vitamin C
    promote good blood flow and enlarged function for
    when its time to get physical. A cream that also
    contains L-Carnitine will protect against nerve
    damage that can sometimes come as a result of
    compression. Add natural emollients like Shea
    butter and vitamin E, and the organ will stay
    soft, supple, and ready for action when the time
  • The Blue Ball Myth isnt a serious condition and
    it goes away pretty quickly. If a man finds
    himself afflicted, hes best served by taking
    matters into his own hands. Blue balls is never a
    reason to pressure a partner to be more intimate
    than they desire. Go Hans Solo, take a shower, or
    just walk it off and itll be gone in a jiff!