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SDS MALE CALENDAR
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2003
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Mr January also known as Mr Pack and Post. He is
a Leo who enjoys competitive Chess, and talking
in Internet Chatrooms. His favorite movies
include Revenge of the Nerds and Pee Wee goes to
town.
January
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Mr February also known as Prisoner No
4125863. He is a Cancer who enjoys long drives
on secluded country roads. His favorite movies
include Psyco and Escape from Alcatraz.
February
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March
Wing-nut or Tooth pick as he is known to his
friends. He is a Virgo who enjoys take away food
and having his hair done. His favorite movies
include, Eat Drink Man Woman and Porkys 1 and 2.
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Mr April called Junior to his friends. He is a
Capricorn who likes being nude. He is currently
captain of his Nude Triathlon Team. Although an
accident involving a bicycle has stopped him
competing.
APRIL
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Theres nothing sexier than twins. Both Mr. Mays
are Geminis and between them have 35
personalities. They are looking for a womanor
two.
May
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June
Mr June AKA the Lava Lamp, because after a small
run like this he has perpetual motion that is
intoxicating. He is a Taurus that likes all
things eatable. His favorite movies include the
Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies and also
likes those Subway ads.
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July
Mr July or Velcro to is friends He is a Gemini
who likes women to run their fingers through his
soft hair. Likes The beach Shampoo Dislikes Wa
xing
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AUGUST
Mr August also known as Neckless or 64 DD He is
a Taurus who likes Nursery Rhymes and Warm
Milk. His favorite movies include Look Whos
Talking 1 and Babe
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September
Mr. September or also known as Steelo. His
favorite past times include looking for small
insects in his hair and wearing collarless,
frilly sleeve ugly shirts. His greatest desire
is to lie flat on his back.
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Mr. October also known as Cuddles. He is a
Scorpio and looking for an understanding girl who
can cook...anything. His greatest desire is
to find his feet and his leopard skin G-string..

October
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Mr. November AKA Bluey He is an Aquarius who
loves nothing more than making shitty necklaces
out of crap other people have thrown away. He
is looking for a girl who has a career,
preferably in dental hygiene.
November
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Mr. December. All his friends call him Magilla
but he doesnt know why. Hes a Sagahairian and
likes a good conditioner and a blow dry. He is
looking for a sensitive woman who can operate a
lice comb.
December
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