Suck This Incorporated

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Suck This Incorporated

• Our company specializes in providing original
  gourmet suckers to the public at a fraction of
  the price.
• It is our obligation to manufacture only the
  highest quality suckers and the most popular
  flavors found on the market.
• Click here to see a list of flavors.

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A list of our Delicious flavorsClick on each
flavor to get brief description of taste.

• Brussel sprouts
• Worms
• Seafood Delights
• Liver Cheese
• Dirt
• Grass

• Boogers
• Tofu
• Lard
• Soap
• Shit
• Kosters Specialty

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1-800 Suc This toll free 24 hours

• Brussel sprouts We have one word to describe
  this taste.. FOLIAGE. It is just like tearing
  into a big hearty leaf.
• Worms For those who are more into flesh eating,
  heres the treat for you. All different species
  of worms are available.
• Seafood Delight You like seafood? Well, weve
  put together a special mixture of the finest
  catches from the Atlantic. Raw tuna, salmon,
  shrimp, squid, and jellyfish rolled into every
  one!

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1-800 Suc This toll free 24 hours

• Liver cheese For all those who suffer from
  bulimia, this is your sucker! Guaranteed to
  induce vomiting every time.
• Dirt If its more nutrients and minerals you
  crave this is the sucker for you. Warning may
  include small amounts of worm and mole crap.
• Grass Have you ever licked your lawn? Well,
  that about sums up the taste of this one.

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1-800 Suc This toll free 24 hours

• Boogers When you are confined to a public
  atmosphere, and you cant pick and eat your own,
  we have got the next best thing.
• Tofu This all-American vegetarian style sucker
  contains only the finest soybeans ever found. It
  is as if you were just sucking on a big soybean.
• Lard If your health is not an issue, and youre
  just looking for a good old fashion taste, this
  one is for you.

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1-800 Suc This toll free 24 hours

• Soap If youve got bad breath, then kill the
  odor with our famous soap flavored suckers. Also
  for those fun disciplining parents, heres the
  punishment for you (available in a variety of
  scents).
• Shit For those who eat their own feces for
  nutrition, weve put the nutrients and flavor in
  a sucker. It tastes just like Shit!!!
• Kosters Specialty Straight from Bellarmines
  own kitchen. A blend of Kosters own special
  goodies. A real surprise in every bite!!
  (Ingredients Unknown)

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Prices Vary! Master card and Visa highly
accepted.

• By Allison Kleinhenz
• and Aaron Broyles