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Title: Your Laguna Horoscope


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Your Laguna Horoscope
  • By your assisting advisors
  • Talon Sauerwein
  • Eric Lipes

2
You may think that
  • That the principal is EVIL!!!
  • That the eighth-graders will beat you up. Or just
    throw you in the trash can.

3
Or maybe that
  • The food is as bad as your moms (thats usually
    alive).
  • Or that you have to take a shower with other
    students.

4
Maybe even that
  • Your locker will get jammed.
  • Or that youll have 4 hours of homework.

5
But really
  • The Principal is just an alien out to take over
    the world!
  • The eighth-graders just have nothing better to
    do. Plus you find cool stuff in the trash can.

6
Dont worry
  • Lagunas food is.
  • Well lets just say it wont kill you( most of the
    time).
  • And you dont need to take showers with other
    students, unless you want to, YUCK!

7
Youll see that
  • Your locker does get jammed. Dont worry someone
    will help. And if theyre losers too then just
    kick it a couple of times. Trust me it works.
  • You dont have 4 hours of homework. Phew! YOU
    HAVE 5!!! HA HA!

8
Some good things are that
  • If you get Mr. Coward then you can play cool
    video games during lunch or before school.
  • If you get an F in English, dont worry you can
    go to summer-school instead of repeating 7th
    grade (Talon).

9
Another good thing is
  • Laguna has two lunch lines so you can choose the
    line thats the shortest to get lunch sooner.
  • They have a ton of basket-ball courts so you can
    play with people your level

10
Some helpful hints and tips are
  • If you get Mrs.. Heck then change out of the
    classroom as soon as you can or feel her wrath.
  • Always no your friends schedules so you can meet
    them between classes to chat.
  • There is a locker-check at the end of the year so
    dont use tape. Un less you want to spend your
    Saturday cleaning it up.
  • Try to fit some of your homework on the bus or
    during home-base.

11
Laguna Rocks!
12
Check list
  • About 352 words
  • 6 you may think that
  • 6 But really this
  • 4 good things
  • 4 hints and tips
  • By Eric Lipes and Talon Sauerwein
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