... with the money he borrowed off a stray dog, he learn

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Ollie The Magic Bum.
This is a story about a bum called Ollie.
This bum didnt have a home, like most bums dont.
This is a story about his life.
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This bum was not very successful.
But then, with the money he borrowed off a stray
dog, he learnt magic!
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He sapped all his enemies.
And Built a house.
And became President.
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The moral of the story is
Learn magic and destroy your foes!!!
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