Wacky Wednesday

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Wacky Wednesday
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It all began with that shoe on the wall. A shoe
on a wall? Shouldnt be there at all!
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Then I looked up. And I said, Oh, MAN! And
thats how Wacky Wednesday began.
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I looked out the window. And I said, GEE!More
things were wacky! And I saw three.
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I went down the hall and I said, HEY!Three
more things were wacky today!
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In the bathroom, MORE!In the bathroom FOUR!
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I began to dress. Then I said, WOW!Four MORE
things were wacky now!
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I looked in the kitchen. I said, By cracky!
Five more things are very wacky!
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I was late for school. I started along. And I saw
that six more things were wrong.
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And then seven more!
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And the Sutherland sisters! They looked wacky,
too.
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But look! I yelled. Eight things are wrong
here at school.
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Nothing is wrong, they said. Dont be a fool.
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I ran into school. I yelled to Miss Bass
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Look! Nine things are wacky right here in your
class!
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Nothing is wacky here in my class! Get out!
Youre the wacky one! OUT! said Miss Bass.
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I went out the school door. Things were worse
than before. I couldnt believe it. Ten wacky
things more!
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Then I counted ELEVEN!
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Thentwelve WORSE things! I got scared. And I
ran. I ran and knocked over Patrolman McGann.
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Im sorry, Patrolman. That s all I could say.
Dont be sorry, he smiled. Its that kind of
day. But be glad! Wacky Wednesday will soon go
away!
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Only twenty things more will be wacky, he said.
Just find them and then you can go back to bed.
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Wacky Wednesday was gone when I counted them all.
And I even got rid of that shoe on the wall.