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Title: Saturn Road Valentines Party 2006 presents


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Saturn Road Valentines Party 2006presents
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Hallmark
Trey Laminack
VS.
3
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Fill a jar with romantic coupons for candlelight
    dinner, picnic, or watching a sunset
  • Fill a jar with cookies.

4
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • If you have love in your heart, you always have
    something to give.
  • If you are
  • a man that something
  • is money.

5
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • An Italian Tradition A young woman looks out
    window for the 1st man she sees may be her true
    love.
  • Other Italtian traditions include obesity and
    cow-towing to Hitler.

6
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • What a woman really wants for V-Day Flowers,
    Jewelry, Theatre Tickets, Perfume or Candy.
  • Men, please note you are not on this list.

7
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • More romantic coupon
  • Breakfast in bed.
  • One big bear hug
  • Wink wink

8
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Single women often spend V-Day giving cards,
    calling friends, throwing parties and cooking
    special meals.
  • Single women spend the day desperately pretending
    not to care.

9
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Who recieves the most cards?
  • Teachers, then moms, then wives, lastly
    girlfriends.
  • I think a typo omitted Prison Wardens from this
    list.

10
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Words women love to hear
  • I cherish you.
  • I need you.
  • I adore you.
  • The words
  • Take the credit card and go.

11
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Words that men love to hear
  • I believe in you.
  • I want you.
  • I feel safe with you.
  • This is the last thing Ill say for the next 3
    hours.

12
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Let all you do be done in love.
  • 1 Cor. 1614
  • This makes hate-mail harder to write but more
    creative.

13
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Napoleon often sent love letters to his beloved
    while at war, even when it endangered messengers.
  • Yeah, but that guy had a Napoleon Complex.

14
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Romantic Suggestion Call her when she leasts
    expect it to say, I love you.
  • They never expect a call while in the bathroom.

15
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Take a moonlight picnic. Dont forget blanket
    and book of poetry.
  • Also dont forget GPS, bug spray, and a barf
    bucket to go with the poetry.

16
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Take a walk together under the light of a full
    moon.
  • Beware werewolves!

17
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Kidnap your spouse for an overnight stay at a
    bed and breakfast.
  • Kidnap your spouse for an overnight stay at a
    plastic surgeon.
  • (This one was probably unpopular.)

18
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Plan a day of roses. Place them on the pillows,
    in the car and on their office seat.
  • If she is allergic to roses use watermellon or
    toenail clippings.

19
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Gift Hunt leave romantic clues leading to your
    gift.
  • Clue 1
  • Your gift is hidden at the mall, take my credit
    card and go find it.
  • Ps. Its hidden in a 40 or less area.

20
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • In Wales, they exchange keys and spoons on
    Valentines day.
  • Tom Jones is also from Wales
  • Nuff Said.

21
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Gifts that dont cost a cent
  • The Gift of listening.
  • The gift of laughter.
  • The gift of love.
  • If you give those expect
  • The gift of divorce.

22
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • The perfect gift on V-Day is a kiss and three
    little words
  • I love you.
  • The Six Words
  • I love the idea of you.
  • Didnt rate as high.

23
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Never forget the most powerful force on earth is
    love.
  • The love of pizza.

24
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Pres. Andrew Jackson said, Heaven will not be
    heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
  • I hope to meet my wife before then.

25
Hallmark
Trey
VS.
  • Love is two souls with a single thought, along
    with two hearts that beat as one.
  • Love is two souls with a single thought, and
    chances are that thought is the womans idea.

26
Hallmark
Did you win?
Trey Laminack
VS.
27
Women Win If
  • You won if you DID NOT say something along the
    lines of Now I know why Trey is single.

28
Men win if
  • Men you won if you didnt laugh so hard you will
    have to sleep on the couch tonight.
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