Amandas Physics Limerick

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Amandas Physics Limerick 1
A friend who's in liquor production Owns a still
of astounding construction. The alcohol boils
Through old magnet coils She says that it's
"proof by induction." - David M. Smith
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my
sics
Phy
This is
Poem!
Based on My Poem by Nikhil Trivedi Recast
by Paras Naik
Featuring STRIP INTEGRALS
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This is my physics poem This is MY physics
poem Ahem This is MY PHYSICS POEM
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I can write about whatever physics I want in this
poem, You can take it or leave it. If I want to
write about thermodynamics, particle decays, Or
the nuclear disarmament of rebel quantum
states, Or something serious like that, I
can Because this is MY physics poem
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sigh This is MY physics poem. Im no Nobel
poet laureate This poem doesn't have to be
majestic The neutrinos beat against my window
With their interference beats As I ate some
pickles And beets I could write such beautiful
physics if I wanted to, But I choose not
to Because this is MY physics poem
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If I want to write about a a theorist, or an
experimentalist, Or even a former Bell Labs
researcher I can And I can write about how I use
cold fusion to power my cell phone That's right,
I said cold fusion' And I can say cold fusion'
if I want You wanna know why? Because this is MY
physics poem
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And if I want I can even say Fock and
Lifshitz That's right, Lifshitz Fock, Fock,
Lifshitz, Fock! There, I said it And you wanna
know why? You wanna know WHY? You wanna KNOW
WHY? Because this is MY physics poem MY PHYSICS
poem MY PHYSICS POEM!!!
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And not only is this MY physics poem But it's
also MY physics poem One of these days, MY
physics poem will win a Nobel prize, Its the
undiscovered constant variable In all of
Newtonian physics. And you'll all be
jealous. That's right, you'll all be
jealous. You wanna know why? Well I'll give you
one guess WRONG! Because this is MY physics
poem
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Now you're probably asking yourself What is the
point of this physics poem? Well... It doesn't
need a point It doesn't need to prove that 225
For large values of 2 Even though you know its
true And let me guess, You probably wanna know
why Well I'll tell you why BECAUSE THIS IS MY
PHYSICS POEM!!!
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P-Marts Physics Limerick 2
When we physicists talk about quarks, And
"sleptons," "sneutrinos," and "squarks, We
shouldn't be stunned When the Congress won't
fund Our big projects - they think that we're
dorks! -Kay R. Devicci
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AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
Strip
INTEGRALS
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ROUND 1
THE MUST HAVE CONSUMED A LOT OF BEER TO FIND
THIS FUNNY ROUND!
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(Natural) Log Cabin
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RDRR
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ROUND 2
THE LIMERICK LIGHTNING ROUND!
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Integral z-squared dzFrom 1 to the cube root of
3Times the cosine Of three pi over 9Equals log
of the cube root of e.
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Integral from e-squared to eOf 1 over v times
dv When raised to the prime Between five and
nine Is e to the i, p, and 3. - M.M. Bishop
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ROUND 3
FINAL JEOPARDY
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FINAL JEOPARDY
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Contestant 1
Amanda
What is 0?
All My Clothes
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Amandas Physics Limerick 2
Miss Farad was pretty and sensual And charged to
a reckless potential But a rascal named
Ohm Conducted her home - Her decline was, alas,
exponential. -A. P. French
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