A%20Nice%20Chinese%20Dish

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A Nice Chinese Dish

• A Businessman of the United States, has made
  several trips to China on business over the last
  few years. He sometimes emails pictures from his
  trips, such as pictures of him along the Great
  Wall, in Beijing, etc.He recently sent the
  following pictures with the email subject A Nice
  Chinese Dish?I dont know where he got the
  pictures (I dont know who Tony is), but I hope
  it wasnt at lunch one day.

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• Then I smelled a rat.

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• So is that really teriyaki chicken that your
  favorite Chinese restaurant serves?
• More.

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• One of my co-workers had a tasty lunch at a local
  Chinese restaurant. Upon returning back to work,
  one hour later she began to vomit uncontrollably.
  She was finally rushed to the hospital via
  ambulance. The doctor took a specimen from her
  vomit. The doctor informed the lady that the
  reason she was vomiting is because she ate some
  cat, and not only that, but the cat she ate had a
  venereal disease. The restaurant was closed for
  only two hours. The Lady is OK. She spoke with
  two lawyers about a law suit, however the lawyers
  wanted money up front. She did not have the up
  front cash needed, and she also said that she did
  not want to be bothered with a long drawn out
  lawsuit. She says that she thanks God for her
  life and health. She wants to move on with her
  life. A year later the restaurant was finally
  closed for good.
• This is a true story.

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BEWARE - Stay Away from the following dishes

• Cat Fried Rice
• Cat Drop Soup
• Cat Fu Young
• Sweet Sour Kitty-Cat
• Egg Drop Cat
• Kitty-Cat Fried Egg Rolls
• Egg Plant Kitty
• Cat Wings
• Pepper Cat
• Peaking Cat
• Lemon Cat

• Cashier Kitty- Cat
• Cat Chow Main
• Hot Braised Kitty-Cat
• Stir Fry Cat
• Poo Poo Cat
• Tum Yum Cat
• Tofu Cat
• Moo Goo Guy Cat
• Shrimp Fried Cat
• House Cat Special
• Fried Shrimp - Fried in Cat Fat
• Kitty-Kat Fortune Cookies

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It seems that cats can't walk past a Chinese
Restaurant unless they are on a skate board with
an oozy and that ain't all.