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I HATE AUSTRALIA

• AUSTRALIA SUCKS. THESE KIDS KNOW IT. I KNOW IT.
  DO YOU KNOW IT? ACTUALLY I AM ONE OF THESE KIDS.
  WANNA FIGHT? ILL EAT YOUR FACE BITCH.

Australian fact Australia was used as a way of
dumping off unwanted prisoners.
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Looks like a nation of hippies to me.
Goddamn hippies.
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How much things suck (And believe me, all these
things suck)
Having sex with grandmother
Having sex with a bear
Swimming in glass
Drinking someone elses vomit
Listening to Creed
Drinking your own vomit
Being near French people
Costner Movies
Australia
Boy Bands
Parachute Failure
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The Case Against Kangaroos

• They are vile, disgusting, massive rats that are
  not fit even to clean festering wounds with their
  tongues.
• Kangaroos have never produced any fine art.
• Kangaroos have those nasty pouches that look like
  stomach rectums crapping out babies.
• I mean come on, what the hell is that?
• Im gonna have nightmares.
• Ugly bastards.

Australian Fact If given the chance, kangaroos
will eat through doors, metal scaffolding, and
just about anything to get at your baby and
molest it.
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FUN
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Things we should bomb not relating to Australia

• 1. Those responsible for Skittles commercials -
  Maybe I dont want to taste the fucking rainbow.
  Did you ever think of that? Bastards.
• 2. Stupid people - Theyre everywhere one of
  the strongest arguments for all out nuclear war.
• 3. Vegetarians - OH MAN I HATE VEGETARIANS.
• Diabetics - They are weak and diseased. We must
  destroy them before they reproduce.
• Whales - Ive never seen a whale with a sign
  saying save American Man. Screw the whales.

Things not related to Australia fact Australia
sucks more.
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QUIZ
Close your books and take out a pen and piece of
paper. Cheating will result in being bombed.
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And now Kittens and their thoughts.
Care for a cup of tea old chap? Jolly good,
jolly good. Bomb Australia.
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Dont make me kill the duck write your local
congressman with support for the war on
Australia.
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Make me proud. Fight the dirty Australians today.
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GET THIS FUCKING PANCAKE OFF MY HEAD.
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Kitten attacks with laser eyes and follows with a
flanking maneuver.
Kangaroo counters by being an ugly freak of nature
Dude, I need to sleep.
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Let me taste your brain. It wont hurt. Im a
professional. STOP RESISTING.
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