Six Word Memoirs

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Six Word Memoirs
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I still make coffee for two.-Zak Nelson
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Danced in Fields of Infinite Possibilities.-Deepa
k Chopra
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Happiest when ignoring huge financial
debt.-Ayanna Bryan
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Lived in moment until moment sucked.-Janine Goss
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Life goal Maximum results, minimal effort.-Phil
Kahn
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Everyone who loved me is dead.-Ellen Fanning
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Drink because I am a poet.-Maria Essig
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Mom, Dad have dementia. Got gun?-Carol Belding
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Explained Hitler, Shakespeare. Couldnt explain
self.-Ron Rosenbaum
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Thank god the suicide attempt failed.-Rhett
Miller
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I waste time looking for love.-Sean Gannett
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Well, I thought it was funny.-Stephen Colbert
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Revenge is living well, without you.-Joyce Carol
Oates
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I forgot I have memory loss.-Mary Hynes
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Slightly psychotic, in a good way-Patricia Neelty
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Yes, singing rocks, but money calls.-Jonathan
Cogswell
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God who? Oh, him. No thanks.-Carin Rhoden
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Divorced! Thank God for Internet
personals.-Maryrose Wood
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Catholic girl. Jersey. Its all true.-Mary
Elizabeth Williams
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Some collect coins. I collect diplomas.-Srini
Rajagopalan
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Does my biological mother cry sometimes?-Steven
Schmidt
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Arab hillbilly goes to New York.-Alex Cummings
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Hope my obituary spells debonair
correctly.-Gregg Easterbrook
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All of my students hate me.-Sharon Fishfeld
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Crappy parents killed my self esteem.-Julie
Doherty
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Ran away with circus never returned.-Ellia
Bisker
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No wife.No kids.No problems.-Rip Riley
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Spent life looking for dead people.-Melody
Lassalle
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Coffee junkie journalist seeks trendy
nerd.-Jackie Olson
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Protagonist dies. Antagonist lives. Epic
fail.-Matt Stapleton (PSHS 2010)
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The Beatles music saved my life.

• -The Dobbinator

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Loved. Lost. Loved. Lost. Loved Again.
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Dyed hair pink. Shunned by society.
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Wrote songs. Lived life my way.
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Waited and waited. Life passed by.
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Rescued puppies in danger. Rescued self.