Callipygians Go Searching

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Callipygians Go Searching
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One day, two horse callipygians lost
their better halves.
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They trumpeted to the heavens, hoping for a sign
of their heads, but to no avail.
(I love Monty Python.. OK, random comment
moving on!)
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They searched far and wide for their heads, but
these callipygious ends could find nothing, no
matter how far they searched.
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They stumbled across a MOTHER of a Callipygian
and her baby. The horse-like rears stayed
hidden for a while, but curiosity finally got
the best of these fine specimens of butts.
They questioned the elephants for information of
other callipygious animals. They told of the
Zoo. A most wonderful zoo. A Zoo of the most
BEAUTIFUL ANIMAL CALLIPYGIANS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
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There were many animals at the zoo
gorillas
zebras
cats
geese
dogs
pigs
And even the rare, capillygious (next slide
please)
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Jennifer Lopez!!!
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The headless Horse Capillygians lived happily
ever after never ever worrying about their heads
again!