A plane is about to crash' There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes'

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A plane is about to crash. There are 5
passengers on board, but there are only 4
parachutes.
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The first passenger says I am Ronaldo, best
soccerplayer in the world. The soccer-playing
world needs me, i cannot let my fans down by
dying now. So he graps the first parachute and
jumps out of the plane.
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The second passenger,Hillary Clinton, says I
am the wife of the former president of the United
States of America I am senator of the state New
York and I have plans to someday become President
of the United States of America myself So she
too graps a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
 
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The third passenger, George W. Bush, says I
am the current President of the United States of
America. I have a big responsability in todays
world politics. I am also the smartest president
in the history of the United States so i owe it
to my people to not die. So he too graps a
parachute and jumps after the other two.
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  The fourth passanger, the Pope, says to the
fifth passenger, a small schoolboy I am old. I
have lived my life as a good man and priest. So i
give you the last parachute because you still
have a full life ahead of you.  
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The small kid answers Dont worry old
man... Theres a parachute for both of us ! The
smartest president of America jumped with my
schoolbag......  
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The moral of this story. Each country gets the
president it deserves.
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Oh my God. Cant that idiot just shut the fuck
up!
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