Title: 50 great New Year jokes & quotes - Comedy - allbestmessages
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4On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local
pub and said that it was time to get ready. At
the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband
to be standing next to the one person who made
his life worth living. Well, it was kind of
embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender
was almost crushed to death.
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5To kick start my New Year I took an IQ test and
the results were negative.
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6On Nw Yr's Eve, Peter was in no shape 2 drive, so
he sensibly left his van in da car park walked
home.As he was wobbling along, he was s2pped by
a policeman.'What r u doing out here at four
o'clock in da morning?' asked da police
officer.'I'm on my way 2 a lecture,' answered
Peter.' who on earth, in dair right mind, is
going 2 give a lecture at this time on Nw Yr's
Eve?' enquired da constable sarcastically.'I
agree, but my wife will,' slurred Peter grimly.
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7Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on Nw Yr's Eve
b4e da festivities. After she woke up, she
confided 2 Max, her husb, 'I just dreamed dat u
gave me a diamond ring 4 a Nw Yr's present. What
do u think it all means?''Aha, u'll know 2nite,'
answered Max smiling broadly.At midnite, as da
Nw Yr was chiming, Max approached Jemima hed
her small package. Delighted excited she
opened it quickly. Dr in her h rested a book
entitled 'Da meaning of dreams'.
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8When I thought about da evils of drinking in da
New Year. I gave up thinking.
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9I resolve... I resolve 2... I resolve 2,
uh... I resolve 2, uh, get my, er...I resolve
2, uh, get my, er, off-line work theone, to!
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