Want to Get Hired? Avoid These Resume Pitfalls - PowerPoint PPT Presentation
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Want to Get Hired? Avoid These Resume Pitfalls
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A generic resume will get you nowhere in the job market. Your resume would probably just be skimmed over like the hundreds of other resumes on the recruiter’s desk, or the hiring manager wouldn’t take a second glance at it. So, your efforts to land a job would be cut short early on in the game. There are many ways for your resume to keep you on the list of applicants under consideration and attract more offers for an interview. For instance, if you customize your resume for the particular job that you’re applying for, this will make it easier for the manager to choose your resume over all the other resumes. In their eagerness to create a job-specific resume, some applicants go overboard and write the funniest things. Almagreta Resume Templates compiled some of the amusing statements that these job applicants included on their resumes. – PowerPoint PPT presentation
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Title: Want to Get Hired? Avoid These Resume Pitfalls
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Top 10 Funniest Things
- JobApplicants Put onTheir Resumes
- by
- almagreta.com
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Experienced with numerous of?ce machines and can
make great lattes."
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Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."
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I am a rabid typist."
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My ruthlessness terrorized the competition and
can sometimes offend."
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Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for
years."
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My dream job would be a professional ballet dancer
but once I ?gured out I couldnt do that I
settled on Metallurgy."
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I perform my job with effortless ef?ciency,
effectiveness, ef?cacy, and expertise."
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accomplished
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I was pushed aside so the Managers girlfriend
could be parachuted into my job."
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I am a pit bull when it comes to analysis."
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I eat computers for breakfast."
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