Senior Mw's Revolting Recipies

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Senior Mw's Revolting Recipies
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Arunns recipe
Ylenias recipe
Nancy's recipe
Prathyusha's recipe
Bryce's recipe
Michael Z.'s Recipe
Chris's recipe
Dylan 's Recipe
Alice's Recipe
Aditya's Recipe
Marcia's Recipe
Ariannas recipe
Rustyn's recipe
Kevin's recipe
Connor's recipe
chloe's recipe
Anna's recipe
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Arunn's recipe
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How to make apple flavored chocolate! This is
going to be disgustingly good. You will
need 250ml of Bill Gates blood 1L of Apple
Juice 1kg of coco 250ml of cream A bowl A wooden
spoon Action Plan First pour 1kg of coco into a
bowl and smooth it out. Second pour 1L of Apple
Juice into the bowl and give it a good mix. Pour
250ml of cream into the bowl and give it another
mix. Then pour the mixture into an Oven Plate
and put it into an oven. Let the mixture have a
rest. In 5 minutes take it out. Last of all cut
up the pieces and top it with Bill Gates blood.
IF YOU WANT ENJOY THE CHOCOLATE WITH BILL
GATES!
By ARUNN (._.)
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Ylenia's recipe

• Smelly Sock Sandwich
• Ingredients
• Super dirty, stinky socks (try colored ones for
  a more revolting burger)
• A sandwich
• Some vegetables
• Ketchup or mayonnaise
• What to do
• First of all cut the sandwich and open it.
• Next choose one of your most smelly, dirty and
  stinky socks and chop them up into medium sized
  pieces.
• Then spread the sock pieces onto the sandwich
• After that dice some vegetables of your choice
  and place them in the sandwich.
• After you have done that, put ketchup or
  mayonnaise on the sandwich, depending on your
  choice of having it or not.
• And last of all, cover up the burger and then
  you are ready to taste your disgusting, repellent
  sandwich.
• If you have carefully followed there steps,
• you will have the finished product of a pure
  repugnant sandwich in your hands. Enjoy!!
• By Ylenia Golini

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Nancy's recipe
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• Wormy Sandwich
• If you want to make delicious and revolting a
  wormy sandwich, here are short and simple steps
  to do so.
• CAUTION Do not eat or
  SUFFER!!!! hahahaha!!!!
• Ingredients/ Equipment
• 2x pieces of bread
• 1x bucket of slimy, icky worms
• 1x big leaf of any lettuce of your choice
• 1x colander
• 1x plate
• Instruction
• Step 1 Toast the two pieces of bread.
• Step 2 Find or buy some worms at a bait shop and
  thoroughly wash them in a colander (best way to
  clean is with your hands!!!).
  
• Step 3 When the bread has finished toasting,
  take it out and put it on a plate.
• Step 4 Put the lettuce leaf in between the
  pieces of toast.
• Step 5 Plant the slimy worms in the sandwich!!!
• Evaluation There you have it, a delicious wormy
  sandwich.
• Any further action to be taken? Eat if you dare

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Prathyusha's recipe

• Heart and Feather Pastry Puffs
• Ingredients
• Pastry Sheets
• Human or Animal Heart
• Parrot feathers
• What to Do
• First slice the heart into thin strips, then roll
  them into a ball.
• Rip the pastry sheets into squares.
• Cover the heart pieces in pastry sheets.
• Stick a feather at the top of the heart in the
  pastry sheets.
• Last of all cook them in the oven for 2 hours
  until burnt.
• You will then have revoltingly delicious burnt
  Heart and Feather Pastry Puffs.
• ENJOY!!!!!
• By
  Prathyusha Sundaravel

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Bryce's recipe
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• Sickening treat
• This recipe is not to be made by children under
  7. This recipe will make you sick for a week. So
  dont let your teachers see it!!!!
• You will need
• 2 kg of slugs
• 3 kg of rotten tomato
• 2 kg of snail shells
• 5 kg of flour
• 10 cups of boiling water
• 2 farts in a jar
• 9 kg of Pepper
• 8 kg of chilies
• 5 crushed bricks
• 2 large bowls
• 10 little bowls that can go into the oven
• What to do
• put all the ingredients in a big bowl
• mix it all up

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Michael Z .'s Recipe
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• How to make a Live Tarantula and Vomit Soup
• Hi! today I will be teaching you how to make Live
  Tarantula and Vomit Soup. If you drink it you
  will probably die but if you dont drink it you
  probably die of the smell.
• Ingredients
• 1. Five live tarantulas at 500g each
• 2. 1kg of vomit
• 3. 2 kg of toilet water.
• Steps
• Step1. Cook the vomit until burnt.
• Step2. Now put the vomit in a big bowl.
• Step3. Pour the toilet water into the bowl.
• Step4. Now stir the ingredients with your hand
  until you get tired.
• Step5. Now throw the five tarantulas into the
  bowl and youre ready to eat it!
• Evaluation Nice flavor Hope you enjoy your meal
  R.I.P.
• By Michael Zhou

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Chris's recipe
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• Dead Rat Juice
• WARNING THIS MAY AFFECT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR
  LIFE, ONLY FOR HUMANS, ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• MATERIAL Dead Rat 2kg, Vomit 3L, 20 squished
• snails, Blender and fish brain 81kg.
• METHOD
• 1. PUT DEAD RAT IN BLENDER
• 2. THEN POUR IN THE VOMIT NEXT 3.SHOVE IN THE
  SNAILS POUR FISH BRAIN.
• 4. BLEND IT
• Gross, have a nice time vomiting
  
• By Chris

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Dylan 's Recipe

• Slimy Sandwitches!
• This quick recipe feeds 3 hungry witches and
  makes a tasty midday snack!
• You will need the following ingredients
• A pint of sour milk 501 grams of dandruff
• a handful of horse hair 2 pairs of rats
  eyeballs
• 2 slices of stale mouldy bread 250g of
  sugar
• A teaspoon of bats blood
• 13g of crushed toe nail clippings
• You will need the following equipment
• A set of weighing scales A teaspoon A
  large cauldron
• A wooden mixing spoon A small serving plate
  A small knife

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• Method
• 1. Gather all your equipment and ingredients
  together. Remember to wash your hands before you
  start preparing and cooking!
• 2. Firstly, make sure you have the correct
  quantities of all the ingredients in advance. You
  will need to weigh the dandruff, sugar and toe
  nail clippings carefully.
• 3. Begin by pouring the pint of sour milk and the
  501 grams of dandruff into the cauldron. Use a
  wooden spoon to gently mix these ingredients
  together.
• 4. Next, add the horse hair to the mixture and
  stir thoroughly for 3 minutes. (There should be
  no lumps present in the mixture).
• 5. Gently place the rats eyeballs into the
  cauldron, one at a time. These will add texture
  and flavour to your sandwich filling.
• 6. After that, add 250 grams of sugar into the
  mixture to sweeten it. Stir slowly until the
  mixture becomes a thick paste. You are nearly
  ready to serve!
• 7. Lastly, place the 2 slices of stale mouldy
  bread on a small serving plate. Use a small knife
  to spread the mixture between the slices. Hubble
  bubble toil and trouble!
• Youre scrumptious
• Slimy sandwitch is now
• ready for munching!!!
• 
  

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Chefs Tip For extra flavour smother your
sandwich in bats blood, add a sprinkle of
crushed toe nail clippings and serve chilled!
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Alice's Recipe
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• Ingredients
• A big bowl of fresh eyeballs
• A packet of spaghetti
• A bucket of tomato sauce
• 10 tablespoons of salt
• 10 tablespoons of pepper
• A bottle of soy sauce
• Water
• Equipments
• A pot
• A pan
• A big plate
• Method
• Place the pot on the stove and boil the water
  until you see bubbles flowing.
• Pour the Spaghetti into the pot and cook for two
  hours.
• Pour the tomato sauce into the pan and place the
  eyeballs in carefully.
• Put the pan on the stove and cook it for 30
  minutes and leave to cool down.
• Pour the spaghetti into the plate and take the
  tomato sauce and eyeballs and put it in the plate
  too.
• Pour all the salt and pepper on top of the sauce
  and do not mix.

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Aditya's Recipe
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• How to make a deliciously, juicy, tender, crisp,
  mouth watering, killing, kiddy meal
• Not suitable for anyone under five zillion years
  old
• Things you will need
• A deliciously, juicy, tender, crisp kid
• A empty coke can
• Burnt, vomited over, rotten vegetables
• Soaked poo
• A never flushed toilet
• What to do
• Step 1. Slice the kid very, very slowly, with the
  kycero 8, one of the worlds sharpest knives
• Step 2. Cramp the rotten vomited over burnt
  vegetables over the kids brain (make it hurt!).
• Step3. Put the poo over the body.
• Step4. Fill in the empty coke can with the never
  flushed and never cleaned toilet water.
• Step5. Jump over the cliff before taking a bite.
• Step6. Enjoy

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Marcia's Recipe
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• Cow Manure Coffee
• Introductory statement Unsuitable for children
  under the age of twelve.
• Materials/ingredients Cow manure, coffee powder,
  hot water, milk, nose peg, sugar and a mug.
• Method
• Put sugar and coffee powder in a mug.
• Pour in boiling hot water and stir.
• Then pour milk in and stir.
• And last but not least, put a scoop of
  beautifully smelly manure on top.
• Evaluation If you have followed the steps
  properly, then you should come up with the
  yummiest coffee ever!
• Bon appétit!

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Kassandras RECIPE

• Brain Soup
• How to make Brain Soup. I guarantee you eat this
  it will make you smarter.
• Ingredients
• 500kg of brains (5 brains)
• Vegetables of your choice
• 3 kg of eyeballs
• 2 tablespoons of sugar
• Method
• Get a pot and fill it with boiling water.
• Cut up the brains and add it to the pot.
• Cut up the veggies and add them to the pot with
  the eyeballs.
• Add the two table spoons of sugar.
• Bon Appétit

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michael.d recipe

• How to make a Sludgebob burger
• Warning this burger may cause a laxative
  affected after eating. Also best to be a
  carnivore.
• Things you will need
• 500g of any colour sludge.
• 1kg of minced meat
• Bread rolls
• Big pot
• A person named Bob.
• BBQ
• pinch of salt
• 500g of cockroaches
• 1kg of worms.
• Procedure
• Mix the entire ingredient together except for
  Bob.
• Cut Bob into pieces and throw him into the big
  pot to cook for 20 minutes. Keep the head raw. It
  is the best part to put in.
• Roll the mixture into a ball, and then flatten it
  so it becomes a Pattie.
• Cook the Patties on the BBQ.
• Put the patties on the bread roll and add Bobs
  head with stuffing of worms.

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Arianna's recipe

• Human Organs with a sprinkle of PVA and a dash of
  Shampoo
• How to make Human Organs with a sprinkle of PVA
  and a dash of Shampoo.
• Ingredients
• Human Organs
• PVA glue
• Shampoo (any kind)
• 1 knife
• 1 spoon
• Step 1. Drive to the nearest Supermarket and buy
  one pair of human organs. All of the organs.
• Step 2. Drive back to your house and pick one
  bowl. Place the human organs into the bowl.
• Step 3. Cut all of the human organs into pieces.
  Go through your laundry cupboard and get out your
  shampoo.
• Step 4. Poor all of your shampoo into the bowl.
• Step 5. Get the PVA glue out and scoop out 2
  tablespoons and pour it into the bowl.
• Step 6. Mix all the ingredients together. Put it
  on the oven for ten minutes. After that .. Bon
  Appétit
• If you followed these instructions carefully, you
  will have a disgusting meal.
• Arianna Angelone

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Rustyn's recipe

• Caution When you drink this soup, you become a
  Rat!!! Enjoy!
• Ingredients
• 400kg of fresh rats
• 100kg of mixed vegetables
• 25ml of water
• A packet of cheese
• A pot
• Method
• First get ready the ingredients that you need to
  cook the recipe
• Next, boil the 35ml of water in the pot.( about
  25 )
• When the water is boiled, get the 400kg of rats
  and cook them till their dead.
• When their dead, add 100kg of mixed vegetables
  and stir it well.
• After that, get the cheese and pour in the pot
  with the 400kg of rats, 100kg of mixed of
  vegetables and water.
• Then, wait for 20 or 25 mins or more to let it
  cook. When its ready, your rat soup with cheese
  is ready!!!
• Enjoy your rat soup with cheese!!! (And enjoy
  being a rat!)
• By Rustyn

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kevin's recipe

• Today I am going to tell you how to make Rat ear
  and Jelly fish soup.
• 1 rat ear, 500g of spider, 100g of green rice and
  600g of jelly fish, 1 tone of poison and water.
• boil the hot water till its about 6OOO degrease
  Celsius.
• Mix the hot water with the green rice and pour it
  into a bowl.
• Drink 500g of poison then spit it out.
• Bathe in the poison till the color changes.
• pour the poison, spiders and jelly fish
  altogether into the bowl.
• Lastly add the rat ear to the soup.
• Now you have a nice disgusting soup.
• Die with delight

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Anna's recipe

• Caution thus recipe might be R.R.R (repulsive,
  repugnant and repellent)
• Ingredients
• 500kg of mice
• Mud from the garden (with bugs)
• 2 litters of milk
• Two eggs
• What to do
• Put 500kg of mice in the blender
• Add the mud from the garden with bugs in the
  blender
• Pour the 2 litres of milk in the blender
• blend all together
• break 2 eggs in the blender (with the egg
  shells)
• Blend all together and serve
• Enjoy your chocolate mousse
• I mean chocolate mouse.

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connor's recipe

• THE BiG BANG BURGER
• It will go off with a bang. I mean that
  literally.
• You will need 50 TNT, 1 bomb, 1 machine gun, a
  roll of sticky tape, 1 piece of poo, 750 ml
  rotten cheese, 2 rotten eggs, 1 rotten lettuce, 1
  moldy tomato, 1 bazooka, 2 human bums (blood
  included) and a extra long wick
• Place 1 bum on the table and crack rotten eggs
  (leave them raw) then shred the tomato and put
  that on the top.
• Put sticky tape on the trigger of the gun and
  bazooka and put poo on top and pour vomit over it
• Dip lettuce in the blood (from other bum) and put
  it on top of the poo then put cheese on the
  lettuce.
• Deep fry the 50 TNT and put extra long wick on
  the bomb and the TNT. Light them both and put
  other bum on top.
• Now give it to your worst enemy and say you want
  to be friends When he eats it RUN AWAY!!!!
• ENJOY HAViNG YOUR NEW BEST FRiEND
• Any further action to be taken?
• Leave the country and get a fake ID, then
  disguise yourself.

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chloe's recipe

• Ingredients
• 2 tablespoons Hot Chocolate mixture
• Some Marshmallows
• Bugs Fresh from the garden (unclean)
• Mud (with worms if desired)
• Milk
• Method
• 1. Get a mug and pour in some milk
• 2. Mix in mud and Chocolate mixture (add as much
  as you want!)
• 3. Bake marshmallows in oven at high heat and
  quickly run outside!
• 4. When the marshmallows burstgo indoors and be
  careful because your kitchen will be a sticky
  marshmallow mess! Take them out of the oven.
• 5. Stuff with bugs and drop into hot chocolate!
• ENJOY!
• WARNING! MAY CAUSE GIGANTIC STINKY FARTS THAT MAY
  KILL! TOXIC!!