PROTECTING THE STRIKE PACKAGE LIKE A STRING BIKINI ... W

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SYNERGISM
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YOU JUST MIGHT BE A FIGHTER PILOT IF

• YOU REFER TO KINDERGARTEN AS THE TOUGHEST TWO
  YEARS OF MY LIFE
• YOU USE FLATULENCE TO IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS AND
  FAMILY
• YOUR GENE POOL NEEDS A LITTLE CHLORINE
• YOU HAVE THE LOCAL LIQUOR STORES TELEPHONE
  NUMBER ON SPEED DIAL

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YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BOMBER PILOT IF

• YOUR SCREEN SAVER IS A BITMAP OF YOUR FAVORITE
  BARNYARD ANIMAL
• YOU HAVE TO USE DR SCHOLLS KNUCKLE PADS
• YOUR FAMILY TREE HAS NO BRANCHES
• YOU CAN USE THE F WORD AS A NOUN, PRONOUN,
  VERB, ADVERB, ADJECTIVE, AND TO TELL TIME .....
  ALL IN THE SAME SENTENCE

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F-16 AIRCREWTRAINING DEVICES

• THE 29 TSS IS PROUD TO SAY THAT, THANKS TO US,
  THE NEW F-16 UTD IS JUST AS COMBAT CAPABLE AS THE
  F-16 ITSELF
• EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE UTD HAS BETTER
  RANGE, CARRIES A BIGGER PAYLOAD, AND HAS NEVER
  ONCE BURIED ITSELF IN UTAH SOIL

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YOU JUST MIGHT BE A TANKER PILOT IF

• JACK DANIELS SENDS YOU A CHRISTMAS CARD
• YOUVE EVER BEEN KICKED OUT OF THE ZOO FOR
  HECKLING THE MONKEYS
• YOUVE EVER FULLY EXECUTED THE PULL MY FINGER
  TRICK AT THANKSGIVING OR CHRISTMAS DINNER
• ANY OF YOUR CHILDREN WERE CONCEIVED IN THE
  OFFICERS CLUB

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F-16 FUEL STATE

• HILL TOWER, LAWN DART 01, READY FOR TAKEOFF .....
  BINGO
• OVER HILL, OVER DALE, ..... BINGO
• OFF WE GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER ..... BINGO
• I CAME, I SAW, I BINGOD
• AND BINGO IS MY NAME-O

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PILOT PERFORMANCE REPORT STATEMENTS

• ALWAYS STOPS TO THINK, BUT QUITE OFTEN FORGETS TO
  START AGAIN -- HIS IQ IS SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN
  KELP
• PROVED THAT IF YOU MAKE SOMETHING IDIOT PROOF,
  SOMEONE WILL BUILD A BETTER IDIOT -- ALWAYS THE
  IMPROVED MODEL
• HIS MEN WOULD FOLLOW HIM ANYWHERE, BUT MOSTLY OUT
  OF CURIOSITY -- SUFFERS FROM DELUSIONS OF
  ADEQUACY
• DISPLAYS THE LEVEL OF DISCIPLINE AND SELF CONTROL
  NORMALLY ONLY ASSOCIATED WITH POSTAL WORKERS
• THOUGHTS TUMBLE IN HIS HEAD, MAKING AND BREAKING
  ALLIANCES, LIKE UNDERWEAR IN A DRYER WITHOUT
  CLING FREE -- NOT THE SHARPEST CRAYON IN THE PACK

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F-16 BUMPER STICKERS

• ACES II TEST BED
• AIM HIGH, FLAME OUT
• JUST SAY NO TO COMBAT CAPABILITY
• LOCAL REACH, LOCAL POWER
• CAUTION, CRASH SITE AHEAD
• LEAN, MEAN, FLAMEOUT MACHINE
• TOY JETS FOR TOY SOLDIERS

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F-15C BUMPER STICKERS

• DOING MORE THAN ONE MISSION IS OVERRATED
• PROTECTING THE STRIKE PACKAGE LIKE A STRING
  BIKINI
• WHY KILL HUNDREDS AT A TIME, WHEN YOU CAN KILL
  THEM ONE AT A TIME?
• F-15C FWIC SUCCESS THROUGH SCENARIO MANAGEMENT
• WHY LOVE JUST HALF OF THE POPULATION?
• WELL, OK, IT WAS MY SQUADRON

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SNAPPY F-16 ADAGES

• I SHALL RETURN ..... Well, I might
• WHEN THIS JETS A ROCKIN, ITS PROBABLY A FLUTTER
  PROBLEM
• WE CRASH MORE AIRPLANES BEFORE 8 AM THEN MOST
  PEOPLE CRASH ALL DAY
• WE COVER THE TARGET LIKE A THONG BIKINI

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F-16 THREATS

• CAREFUL BADGUYS ..... IM CARRYING BOTH BOMBS
  TODAY. IM TALKIN WALL-TO-WALL MK-82s PAL
• AND NOW WITH THIS LANTIRN THING AND OUR NEW BLOCK
  40s AND 50s, WE CAN HIT THE GROUND AT NIGHT TOO
• THIS IS GOING TO HURT ME MORE THAN ITS GOING TO
  HURT YOU

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MORE F-16 THREATS

• IF I CARRIED MORE WEAPONS, AND IF
• I HAD ENOUGH GAS, AND IF
• I COULD ACTUALLY HIT THE TARGET, AND IF
• I HAD SOME REALLY EXPENSIVE ELECTRONS SO I COULD
  FIND YOU, AND IF
• MY MOTOR DIDNT QUIT, AND IF
• MY WINGS DIDNT CRACK
• BOY, ID REALLY TEACH YOU A LESSON

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SYNERGISM (CONTD)