Subah Al Khayr Buena Maana Namaste Bonjour GutenMorgen Buoa Mattina Assalaalmu Alaykum Good Morning

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Subah Al KhayrBuena MañanaNamaste
BonjourGutenMorgen Buoa MattinaAssalaalmu
AlaykumGood Morning
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Wake Up!
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WarningClose Your Eyes If You Are Offended by
the Following Content
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That Should Have Woken You Up
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Before We Go Any Further.
I need 6 volunteers from the audience
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Disclaimer
No Volunteers Will be hurt (at least not
physically) in the making of this
presentation
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In Case You Havent Noticed, I'm Going for the
Element of Mystery
No one here has the slightest clue what my
presentation is about.
Including me?
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Me
With deft and subtle sleight of hand . I change
the subject by introducing myself

• My name is Noorisha Nawaz
• I am shana, and have been all my life
• Also known by various people in various places as

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Born In Bombay, India
Bombay, the financial and movie capital (850
movies in one year!)of India had a population of
approximately 12,590,000 in 1991
We add the population of Austrailia the world
annually
Were the worlds largest democracy with
1,000,848,550 people (July 1999 est.)
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More About India
Apparently, we breed like rabbits.
Some of you might have heard about tensions
between nuclear capable India and its mostly
muslim neighbor Pakistan.
Few people realise that India has more Muslims
than Pakistan and come to think of it, more than
Iran and Iraq put together. Holy war is highly
unlikely
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More About India
Contrary to popular belief, most of us do not
ride about elephants
After decades of British occupation, Please dont
be surprised if we speak a little English.
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Moved to Dubai U.A.E _at_ Age 3

• Party capital of the middle east

• This is where the crazed palestinian
• Gunmen come to let their hair down

• We have a rainbow sheikh , who collects
• Cars in all the colors of the rainbow.

Mona is an Egyptian Belly-dancer with Net Travel
and Tours. Her phone number is 623579
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How Did I End up in the Buckle of the Bible Belt?
I admit it My sister married an engineer who
studies _at_ OU They sent me here so that he could
prevent The corruption of my innocent mind He
does a great job
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So What Is This Presentation About? You Ask
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Im Going to Make You Work for It
Here are some clues
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It Involves Drugs and Dr. Gruenwald
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It Involves Violence and Gambling
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It Involves the Owners of the Worlds Largest
Database
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It Involves The Political and Legal System in
This Fine State
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It Involves Little Old Ladies
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Still Havent Figured It Out?
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You Should Have Paid More Attention in Class
Dr. Gruenwald told us about a little old Lady
who walked up to him outside Wal-mart She asked
him to sign a petition to ban Cockfighting in
Oklahoma Dr. Gruenwald said that she was
doing More harm than good, and that he wanted To
watch a cockfight
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Cockfighting
He then said (jokingly) that You should do
your presentation on cockfighting you
slacker Being an obedient and dedicated
student, I feel compelled to take you to your
first cockfight
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Cockfighting
... Cocking is the Game I sing,Worthy of the
greatest Captain, greatest King,This Pastime I
above the rest prefer,In that it fits a Man for
Peace or War.Cocking breeds Courage, where
before was none.And makes men Stoute and die
that us'd to run,Cocking breeds cunning too, and
makes men contrive,And puts them in a way to
live and thriveAnd if the pious Indians say
true, It makes men witty, Good and Godly
too...(Smith and Daniel, 1975, p. 78)
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Cockfighting
The fighting cock has traditionally been the
symbol for Courage against all odds, or
testosterone driven stupidity depending on who
you ask
Cockfighting is legal in 6 states, including
Oklahoma
That is not likely to be true much longer
I would like to state that I dislike the sport
of cockfighting. I believe we should drug the
owners, arm them with razors and spurs, and let
them at each other instead. But thats just my
opinion
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The Combatants Are Selected
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They Are Armed to the Beak
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They Face Off
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Fight to the Bitter End
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Rooster Down
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Dividing the Loot
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A Ridiculously Happy Winner
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What Does All This Have to Do With C?
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Flowchart
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Another Flowchart
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Problems I Encountered
Low resolution monitors Change in operating
systems Program moving too fast Boredom
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What Are We Waiting for?
Would Volunteers 1 2 Please Rise?
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What Are We Waiting for?
Would Volunteers 3 4 Please Rise?
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What Are We Waiting for?
Would Volunteers 5 6 Please Rise?
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Thanks for listening
Good Luck on Your Finals