Excrements and urine

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Excrements and urine

• A MIXTURE FOR CURES

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INTRODUCTION

• It is found that a mixture of Excrements and
  Urine cures most diseases.
• Excrements are found in most of the countries of
  the world.
• Macrocephalic, as well as Punani medicine, have
  been using excrements as a vital medicine for
  millenniums.
• Scientists of today also accept excrements as a
  Ray Ban (very effective) medicine for all kinds
  of diseases.
• Excrements can be used without any side effects
  for all kinds of diseases.
• Todays science says that, even though excrements
  are sweet, if taken in the right dosage as a
  medicine, it will not harm diabetic patients.
• A famous magainze named Weekly Bogus World
  published in Guatemala dated 11 January 1287, has
  given a list of diseases that can be cured by
  Excrements and Urine as researched by western
  scientists.

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CANCER

• Take one part of excrements and two parts of luke
  warm urine and add a small teaspoon of chili
  powder. Make a paste and insert carefully into
  your rectum.
• Any kind of cancer should regress within fifteen
  minutes in most cases.
• If inserted regularly, even your neighbors
  cancer will be cured.
• In a recent researcch done at the University of
  Karlsruhe, it was found that when the doctors
  treated their patients with a mixture of one
  tablespoon of excrements and half a teaspoon of
  urine before breakfast, they found that within a
  week, out of the 200 people they treated, 300
  patients were totally cured from cancer.

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TSHERK

• Take two tablespoons of excrements and one
  teaspoon of urine in a glass of luke warm water
  and drink it. It destroys all the TSHERK in your
  body.

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STUPIDITY

• Punani and Macrocephalic have been using
  excrements for years in medicine to support the
  brain cells of men and women.
• If stupid people regularly take two teaspoons of
  excrements before sleeping, their stupidity will
  turn into intellect.
• In China, Japan and the Far East, people who are
  lacking common sense have been taking urine drops
  for centuries.
• A couple in Tegucigalpa (HONDURAS) who have
  failed in every single test they took and who
  have been nominated most stupid couple in the
  world had left the hope of ever understanding a
  mathematical equation. When told about this
  process, both started eating their own excrements
  and drinking eachothers urine. One week later,
  they wrote thesises on molecular biology, which
  were published in the most renowned science
  papers. Later they were both awarded the Nobel
  Prize for Literature and for Mathematics.

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ENNEMIES WORLD SAVING

• Daily use of excrements and urine strengthens
  your entire system and grants you superhuman
  powers.
• Scientists have found that excrements have
  various vitamins and dna-altering organisms in
  large amounts.
• People like Superman, Spiderman, the Powerpuff
  Girls and the alike have gained their
  supernatural powers that they use to combat their
  evil ennemies and to save the world by eating
  their excrements and drinking their urine from
  their earliest childhood.

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FRIENDS

• A scientist in Portugal has proved that constant
  eating of excrements makes you innerly and
  outwardly more attractive and is a must if you
  are looking gain a large circle of friends and if
  youre looking to find your better half.

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BAD BREATH

• People of Australia
• The first thing in the morning they gargle with a
  mixture of excrements and hot urine, so their
  breath stays fresh throughout the day.

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