Life

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Lifes Mysteries
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How can Tweety Bird keep his balance on that
bloody swing with such a massive head?
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If Popeye y Olive Oyl are single and never had
Sex... Then where the hell did Popeye Jr. come
from and why does he look so much like Wimpy the
Hamburger Addict?
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If the Coyote had enough money to buy thousands
of crappy ACME devices to trap the Roadrunner,
why didnt he ever just go out and buy himself
some nice BBQ chicken With Chips and a Coke?
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Why did Superman, Batman and everyone in the
Justice League where their undies over their
pants?
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Thinking about the effect that Spinach has on
Popeye... was it really Spinach? Maybe it was
marijuana mixed with cocaine?
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What kind of shit do the seven dwarves drink so
that after 20 hours of work they can walk out of
that mine singing and whistling, the little
bastards?
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Dont you think that the Pink Panther was the
first Gay Culture icon which was mass
marketed? The Pink Panther.. was it he or
she?Had it had an operation or not? Why was it
alwaysnaked and you could never see it?
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Why did Little Red Riding Hood have to ask
somany questions before realising that Grandma
was really the Big Bad Wolf?. Was she mentally
challenged or blind ?
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Why do all the Disney characters wear white
gloves and only have four fingers? Maybe its
a subliminal message confirming extraterrestrial
life?
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How could Heidis Grandfather maintain achalet
in the Swiss Alps on the crappy pension?
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Why does the Incredible Hulk manage todestroy
all his clothes except his pants? Are they
stretchy? Or is he just VERY small down there?
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Why do all the bad guys want to destroy the
planet?Where the hell to they expect to live
afterwards? IDIOTS!
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And, why do the Flintstones celebrate
Christmaswhen they lived WAY before Christ?