Are you a Professional

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Following this there are four questions to
determine if you you are a true pro.   The
quiz is not that difficult but to be effective
you need to spend five minutes
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Question 1 How do you put a giraffe into the
fridge?
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Correct answer   Open the fridge put in the
giraffe and close the door to the fridge.
  This question tests if you tend to make
things more complicated than necessary.
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Question2 How do you put an elephant into the
fridge?
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WRONG Open the door and put in the elephant
Correct answer Open the fridge. Take out the
giraffe and THEN put in the elephant! This
question tests your ability to foresee the
consequences of your actions.
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Question 3 The Lion King holds a conference.
All the animals attend but one. Which one is it?
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Correct answer The elephant. The elephant is
in the fridge. Didnt you remember? Memory
test.
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OK, three wrongs so far. Last chance.
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Question 4 You have to get over the river where
the crocodiles live.   How do you do it?
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Correct answer Swim across. Why? All the
crocs are at the animal conference.
This question tests if you quickly
learns from your mistakes.
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According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, about
90 of professionals gave the wrong answer to all
questions. Many preschool children on the other
hand gave several correct answers. Anderson
Consulting means this falsifies the theory that
professionals have the brain of a four year old.
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You can pass this on to frustrate your friends!