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Title: Vanessa Wallace


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Vanessa Wallace
JoKeS
My best friend always says to me A laugh goes a
long way, and helps you make it through the day.
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Sometimes you laugh so hard that you pee your
pants!
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
No matter what the problem, a good joke always
helps!
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Or you might start to cry!
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Things My Mother Taught Me
  • ANTICIPATION- Just wait until your father gets
    home.
  • RECEIVING- You are going to get it when we get
    home!
  • MEET A CHALLENGE- What were you thinking? Answer
    me when I
  • to talk youDont talk back to me!
  • LOGIC- If you fall out of that swing and break
    your neck, youre not
  • going to the store with me.
  • MEDICAL SCIENCE- If you dont stop crossing your
    eyes, they are
  • going to stay like that.
  • THINK AHEAD- If you dont pass your spelling
    test, youll never get a
  • job.
  • ESP- Put your sweater on, you are going to get
    sick.
  • HUMOR- When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
    dont come running
  • to me.
  • BECOMING AN ADULT- If you dont eat your
    veggies, you wont grow
  • up.
  • 10. SEX- How do you think you got here?
  • 11. GENETICS- Youre just like your father.
  • 12. WISDOM OF AGE- When you get to be my age,
    youll understand.
  • And Finally The All Time Favorite.

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Why it is so important?
Many people go through some pretty difficult
things in life and arent sure How to deal with
it. If they are anything like me, they get all
STRESSED Start freaking out, and usually call a
friend to vent, or ask for advice. She doesnt
have the answers to everything or really the
time, so she says She will send me an email later
on. I can count on cheering up, because It will
most likely be a joke of some kind, and I will
laugh forgetting about Why I was so upset before.
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