Dirty Laundry

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Dirty Laundry

• The Untold Story

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Hey guys, lets start a band!
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Yeah!
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Lets do it! But what can our name be?
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Dirty Laundry
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Dirty Laundry
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I may have an idea.
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The band needed instruments.

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Contarin and Killer already have instruments. I
have to buy a guitar!
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TO THE SOUNDKING WAREHOUSE! AWAY!
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SOUNDKING WAREHOUSE
and pet store
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What can I do for you, mate?
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Id like a Soundking guitar and amp package!
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OK, kid, you asked for it.
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Hey Fred, One Sk-shitcrap pack, now!
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Hey Fred, One Sk-shitcrap pack, now!
I cant wait!
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COOL!
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And the guitar, Fred?
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A cow?
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Oh, you meant a Soundking GUITAR.
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YEAH!
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GUITAR POWER!
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AMP POWER!
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I own the best guitar and amp on the market!
YAAAAAY!
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This kid is a psycho!
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GET THE FUCK OUT!
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SAVE ME SOUNDKING!
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WHAT THE FUCK!
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THE FIRST REHEARSAL
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S-K
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S-K
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IT WAS TIME FOR THEIR FIRST GIG
GIG!
DIRTY LAUNDRY
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STACY'S 7th BIRTHDAY
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STACY'S 7th BIRTHDAY
This is going to be so good, guys.
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1-2-3..
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Jacob, we have a huge problem.
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Dude, we rehearsed, were good
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Actually, we just made feed back sounds with our
amps, we dont know any songs.
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Ok, were gonna have to make some shit up.
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1-2-7..(note to self, pass year 9)
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START PLAYING!
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I like sound kings
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IN BED
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CAR HOUSE
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FAIL YEAR 9
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Uhh..ON TIME
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(this is hard)
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Uh oh
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Guys?
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Guys?
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GUYS?
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GUYS?
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WE ARE FUCKED
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OH MY GOD, CALL THE POLICE! UNPLUG THEIR
SOUNDKINGS!
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POLICE!
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POLICE!
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POLICE!
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POLICE!
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POLICE!
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judge
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You are guilty of murder by sound king
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weep
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You will serve 58 years in an all male prison for
shitty bands.
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ALL MALE PRISON WOOOOH!
cum on in
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How will I survive in here? Im so alone.
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But shuga, I am alone too
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Who are you, you sexy man?
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I am Edwardo
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I am the forgotten latin member from NYSNC
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NSYNC!!! I LOVE THOSE GUYS. But I didnt forget
you baby.
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Would care for some old fashioned loving?
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OhOhOH yes!
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THE REST IS HISTORY
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THE REST IS HISTORY
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When Jacob and Edwardo were released, they sought
to became the two most high profile male gay
pornstars on the planet. They acted in movies
such as Rio Dejenero Minute, Penis wars attack
of the pubes and The Full Monty-JE directors
cut. They now live in Rio and set their bedroom
on fire every nite. Guuuur.
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When Killa was released, he bought a toilet paper
factory in hopes of wiping successs dirty
arsehole. He fell into a used toilet paper vat
and died in a rancid cake of human and animal
feaces. He left his factory to his hermaphrodite
son who suffered a similar fate. What a tragedy.
The factory also exploded for some reason.
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Contarin was hit by a bus 6 seconds from release.
Many laughed.
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The band was never resurected after their
release. This came as a great shock to their
faithful boardies at dirtylaundry.com. We must
remember this band for what they were. A triumph.
And something to laugh at. A greatest hits album
entitled Dirty Laundry Skid marx vol.5 best
of dirty laundry is expected to hit stores late
august.
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Credits Story and all that other shit by me.
Idea by michele Thanx to Dirty laundry,
Soundking, simple plan, Stacey, Staceys friends,
basket guy and scooter secret agent for taking
part.
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